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Saturday Morning Confusion about Islam?

Posted September 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, there is so much being written about Islam lately that I thought you might like to understand this religion a little better, and see why they do the things they do! (Basically the Muslim Faith was conceived in violence, and propagated in violence, so is it any wonder they do stuff like […]

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OH NO! Not again!

Posted September 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Brace yourself: the Old Farmer’s Almanac has revealed its predictions for Canada’s upcoming winter season, and it’s not great news. After last winter’s seemingly never-ending wickedly cold weather, residents in much of the country can expect more of the same in the coming months. “We’re looking at the T-Rex of winters,” Jack Burnett, editor of […]

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Why Is Islam Just Like The Hotel California!

Posted September 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(Answer to this Islamic riddle is at the bottom!) Well folks, there was a “letter to the editor” in the paper today that showed me just how misleading and patently false some statements by irresponsible, ill-informed people can be! Some guy was writing about wind turbines, and he made two ridiculous claims that are unsupported […]

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U.S. at War again!

Posted September 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

In the past it was the “war on poverty” and the “war on drugs” etc. etc. and now the United States has gone to war again twice in one week! In a surprise move President Obama yesterday declared a “War on Ebola” and a “War on ISIS!” According to the Perspective Research Department, (see below) […]

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Is Scotland crazy if they separate….., Aye!

Posted September 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

With the vote for Scottish independence less than 48 hours away, the similarities with the Quebec referendums in 1980 and 1995 is striking. First of all, the separatists are appealing to emotions, rather than good ol’ common sense, and they are also trying to rig the election by throwing in all sorts of stuff that […]

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Buy Canadian!

Posted September 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: We got this in the mail today and I think it is worth passing on to you! Kellogg’s Moves Ontario Plants To China This has been on our agenda since recently hearing of the closing of the Kellogg’s breakfast cereal plant in London, Ontario and moving it to China. Some of us have […]

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Sunday Morning Religious News!

Posted September 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The Reason Why The Kurds Are Sending All-Women Units to Fight ISIS is AWESOME! I guess it’s sort of like a a ritualistic castration! -Ed.

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Saturday Morning Confusion about the five worst movies at TIFF!

Posted September 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Thanks to the folks over at “Blog TO” for giving us this heads-up about the five movies not to see at TIFF. Posted by Alexander Huls Not everything at TIFF can be great. Given the volume of movies that appear at the festival, everything being good would be statistically impossible. You’re always bound to see […]

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The decline of the U.S. Empire!

Posted September 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

As the U.S. marks the 13th anniversary of 9/11 and contemplates renewed military action in Iraq, some observers warn that America is a fading power. “There was a time when America would whisper ‘coup’ and nations would quake,” says historian and University of Wisconsin professor Alfred McCoy, noting that in a 20-year period up to […]

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Vancouver has one hell of a problem!

Posted September 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Hey kids, it must have stopped raining in Vancouver because everybody has found something else to bitch about besides the weather! Vancouver residents were only able to view a lewd Satan statue for a few hours before it was gone, but now a new petition is trying to bring it back. The three-metre tall red, […]

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Another one “bites the dust!”

Posted September 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Richard Kiel is the latest Hollywood celebrity to kick the bucket, or in this case, “bites the dust!” [sic] Kiel’s most memorable stints were as villains in shows such as The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and The Wild Wild West, and in films like The Longest Yard and Silver Streak. But Kiel would ultimately be defined […]

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Westward Ho!

Posted September 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is important! Aside from the historical aspects, the discovery of a ship from the Franklin expedition will do wonders to strengthen our claim on the ARCTIC! Yup, we were up thee rooting around, and disturbing the Eskimo’s, hundreds of years ago. Canadian explorers were looking for the North-West passage long before […]

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We’re back! Did ya miss me?

Posted September 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks if the site goes down for a day like it just did, then I don’t know what to do with myself! It’s been a creative outlet and a good place to rant, whenever I get myself bent out of shape by some assault on our collective common sense! Don’t know how much I miss venting […]

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Asshole of the Day: Nova Scotia!

Posted September 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A rig contracted by Apache Corp drills a horizontal well in a search for oil and natural gas in the Wolfcamp shale located in the Permian Basin in West Texas in this file photo from October 29, 2013. Apache Corp and a handful of smaller independent companies are using seismic surveying and horizontal drilling – […]

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Striking B.C. teachers demand hand jobs!

Posted September 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well boys and girls, the shit has finally hit the fan! After an exhaustive probe into the B.C. teachers strike by the Perspective Research Department, a few facts are starting to emerge! First of all, forget about the fact that they got a $5000- signing bonus. Forget about the fact that they are they highest […]

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Get our stuff cheap and fast!

Posted September 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and gentlemen I’m going to let you in on a little secret. (If ya don’t know already!) If you go over to the right hand side of BlogsCanada.ca and look just under my “Simpson’s” picture, and the warning that the blog is politically incorrect, dirty, nasty, disgusting, revolting, insensitive, and any other adjective militant […]

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Even the middle-class has different classes!

Posted September 3, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I work for myself so whatever I make is thru my own efforts and nobody should question how much it is, BUT, I will tell you that some years I have made fantastic money, most years average money, and this year, thanks to the Ontario governments pissing around with the solar industry again, we […]

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Obama takes the title of “Mr. Dithers!”

Posted September 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: We used to call Prime Minister Paul Martin “Mr. Dithers,” but due to recent events, we here at the Perspective Research Department think that President Obama has deservedly taken that tittle as his own. Of course, he is still deciding on whether he should pick up his trophy ………….., or not! ————————— Here’s […]

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Praise the Lord and pass the kool-aid!

Posted September 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Let’s face it folks, when ya get right down to it, Islamic terrorists are nothing more than a cult! In essence, they are no different than your local Manson Family, Branch Davidians, Heavens Gate, The People’s Temple (Jim Jones – Jonestown), Solar Temple, House of Yahweh, Aum Shinrikyo, Church of Bible Understanding (formerly known as the […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #71

Posted August 31, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

                           

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Saturday Morning Confusion about the Middle-East!

Posted August 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, let’s get things back into perspective here! (God I love that word!) I am very confused about what is going on concerning the radicalization of Canadian youth ….. you know, those idiots who are going to the the Middle-East! First of all, these guys who are being fucked-up by certain Imams SHOULD be allowed […]

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It’s not paranoia when they really are out to get you!

Posted August 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your ever inquisitive reporter just read a survey of world wide Muslims and it showed that a good majority of these “religion of peace” practitioners were in favour of Sharia law, not only for themselves, BUT EVERYBODY ………………..! Oh, and they would not be opposed to the death penalty for anyone who left […]

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Indignation and retraction!

Posted August 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well kids, the nuts have taken over the asylum again! The University of Western Ontario student newspaper “The Gazette” printed a few articles in the Frosh issue that pissed of the feminists and a bunch of other politically correct assholes, and instead of telling them to go to hell ………………………, THEY APOLOGIZED! Now I haven’t […]

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Those poor, misguided, suicide bombers!

Posted August 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, ya might want to dig up what I said a few days ago when I went off on a rant about religion and a bunch of other stuff! These poor, misguided, idiots are blowing themselves up because some fast talking snake oil salesman Imam told them they were going to “Paradise!” Here’s some of […]

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Asshole of the Year: Heather Mallick

Posted August 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I don’t read the Toronto Star because I’m by nature a ‘sort-of-conservative,’ and they are far too red for me! As a result I wasn’t aware of who Heather Mallick was ….., or some of the insane drivel this broad writes about in her columns! (She was brought to my attention when I got […]

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WTF is wrong with North Americans

Posted August 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

This is a message not only for the States, but Canada as well! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –  

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Winnipeg makes the six o’clock news!

Posted August 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Look folks, your ever helpful reporter is getting tired about all the bitchin’ and complainin’ over how poorly we cover news from Manitoba…………………., so hopefully this will shut a few of you up! The public is advised that the railway crossing on Panet Road between Molson Street and Munroe Avenue will be closed from 8:00 […]

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We got trouble in River City folks!

Posted August 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; I should warn you from the get-go that this article will not be politically correct or even nice! It might even border on the racist and elitist according to some, but I am going to say things that need to be said! Ya see, these last few weeks is one of those periods […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies # 33 1/3

Posted August 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

These are actual complaints received by a local travel agency! 1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.” 2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion: Asshole of the Week!

Posted August 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Every time we give out one of our “Asshole’ trophy’s, I think to myself, “boy, it’s gonna be hard to top that one!” And then, the next thing ya know, without any warning or “how-DE-do,” along comes someone else who raises the bar to new levels of “assholeness” and blows my theory apart! […]

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Quebec goes it alone!

Posted August 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

I assume you are all familiar with Internet domain names? For example, since this site is Canadian, our web address is BlogsCanada.ca WELL! Those pesky French didn’t like the “.ca” stuff, so starting this fall there will be a “.quebec” address as well! Good for them …………………………, stay there! ——————————————— HitchBOT left Halifax in late […]

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These guys aren’t real Canadians!

Posted August 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks,we just figured out how to solve the World’s ills and problems! We are just going to pass laws that will solve these major impediments to a civilized society……………….., AND WE EXPECT EVERYONE TO FOLLOW THEM! To start with, I am going to state a “Perspective” policy and rule today that everyone in Canada is […]

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Life is tough, then ya die!

Posted August 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I don’t have to tell you that life is rough ………………, but for some, it’s rougher than for others! A transient, frequently-jailed alcoholic, who became known as the “Homeless Hero” after saving two people from drowning, battled his demons right up until his death in the same river where he made his rescues. Faron […]

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First he is, then he ain’t, now he is again!

Posted August 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Though very much alive, Donald Miller Jr. is still legally a dead man … and yet now his daughters are being hit up for $47,000 in Social Security benefits they received as teens because of his death, the AP reports. It all started when Miller, a jobless alcoholic at the time, went missing in the […]

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Sunday Drivers!

Posted August 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The cops down in St. Thomas Ontario are real s.o.b.’s……………….., I know this because I worked down there for a few months, and they are all over the city like a swarm of angry bees. Not only that, but I’m sure they pay for most of the police budget thru speeding tickets, because that’s all […]

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I SCREAM FOR ICE-CREAM

Posted August 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Tien Tran holds a soft serve ice cream cone at Merla Mae’s Ice Cream on Adelaide Street in London, Ontario on Friday August 15, 2014. Cooler than usual summer weather has impacted the frozen treat business, leaving the shop empty at times when lines would normally stretch out the door. CRAIG GLOVER/The London Free Press/QMI […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #70

Posted August 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Our teacher asked me what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion #55

Posted August 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(Reports of a Calgary man getting killed while fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq have been circulating Twitter. Farah Mohamed Shirdon, who seems to also use the name Abu Usamah, can be seen threatening to destroy Canada and burning his passport in a propaganda video from Islamic State, formerly known as ISIS or ISIL) […]

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Now see here!

Posted August 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively […]

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He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother?

Posted August 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

WELL FOLKS, THE GREAT DEBATE OVER WHAT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT, AND WHAT IS JUST PLAIN MEAN, CONTINUES! All this stuff about what is proper, and what is NOT, is going from the ridiculous to the sublime, folks! Don’t believe me, READ ON: – – – This article was sent in to the Naked News Department! […]

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