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Those poor, misguided, suicide bombers!

Posted August 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, ya might want to dig up what I said a few days ago when I went off on a rant about religion and a bunch of other stuff! These poor, misguided, idiots are blowing themselves up because some fast talking snake oil salesman Imam told them they were going to “Paradise!” Here’s some of […]

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Asshole of the Year: Heather Mallick

Posted August 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I don’t read the Toronto Star because I’m by nature a ‘sort-of-conservative,’ and they are far too red for me! As a result I wasn’t aware of who Heather Mallick was ….., or some of the insane drivel this broad writes about in her columns! (She was brought to my attention when I got […]

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WTF is wrong with North Americans

Posted August 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

This is a message not only for the States, but Canada as well! – - – - – - – - – - – - – - –  

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Winnipeg makes the six o’clock news!

Posted August 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Look folks, your ever helpful reporter is getting tired about all the bitchin’ and complainin’ over how poorly we cover news from Manitoba…………………., so hopefully this will shut a few of you up! The public is advised that the railway crossing on Panet Road between Molson Street and Munroe Avenue will be closed from 8:00 […]

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We got trouble in River City folks!

Posted August 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; I should warn you from the get-go that this article will not be politically correct or even nice! It might even border on the racist and elitist according to some, but I am going to say things that need to be said! Ya see, these last few weeks is one of those periods […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies # 33 1/3

Posted August 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

These are actual complaints received by a local travel agency! 1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.” 2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion: Asshole of the Week!

Posted August 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Every time we give out one of our “Asshole’ trophy’s, I think to myself, “boy, it’s gonna be hard to top that one!” And then, the next thing ya know, without any warning or “how-DE-do,” along comes someone else who raises the bar to new levels of “assholeness” and blows my theory apart! […]

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Quebec goes it alone!

Posted August 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

I assume you are all familiar with Internet domain names? For example, since this site is Canadian, our web address is BlogsCanada.ca WELL! Those pesky French didn’t like the “.ca” stuff, so starting this fall there will be a “.quebec” address as well! Good for them …………………………, stay there! ——————————————— HitchBOT left Halifax in late […]

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These guys aren’t real Canadians!

Posted August 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks,we just figured out how to solve the World’s ills and problems! We are just going to pass laws that will solve these major impediments to a civilized society……………….., AND WE EXPECT EVERYONE TO FOLLOW THEM! To start with, I am going to state a “Perspective” policy and rule today that everyone in Canada is […]

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Life is tough, then ya die!

Posted August 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I don’t have to tell you that life is rough ………………, but for some, it’s rougher than for others! A transient, frequently-jailed alcoholic, who became known as the “Homeless Hero” after saving two people from drowning, battled his demons right up until his death in the same river where he made his rescues. Faron […]

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First he is, then he ain’t, now he is again!

Posted August 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Though very much alive, Donald Miller Jr. is still legally a dead man … and yet now his daughters are being hit up for $47,000 in Social Security benefits they received as teens because of his death, the AP reports. It all started when Miller, a jobless alcoholic at the time, went missing in the […]

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Sunday Drivers!

Posted August 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The cops down in St. Thomas Ontario are real s.o.b.’s……………….., I know this because I worked down there for a few months, and they are all over the city like a swarm of angry bees. Not only that, but I’m sure they pay for most of the police budget thru speeding tickets, because that’s all […]

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I SCREAM FOR ICE-CREAM

Posted August 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Tien Tran holds a soft serve ice cream cone at Merla Mae’s Ice Cream on Adelaide Street in London, Ontario on Friday August 15, 2014. Cooler than usual summer weather has impacted the frozen treat business, leaving the shop empty at times when lines would normally stretch out the door. CRAIG GLOVER/The London Free Press/QMI […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #70

Posted August 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Our teacher asked me what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion #55

Posted August 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(Reports of a Calgary man getting killed while fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq have been circulating Twitter. Farah Mohamed Shirdon, who seems to also use the name Abu Usamah, can be seen threatening to destroy Canada and burning his passport in a propaganda video from Islamic State, formerly known as ISIS or ISIL) […]

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Now see here!

Posted August 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively […]

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He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother?

Posted August 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

WELL FOLKS, THE GREAT DEBATE OVER WHAT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT, AND WHAT IS JUST PLAIN MEAN, CONTINUES! All this stuff about what is proper, and what is NOT, is going from the ridiculous to the sublime, folks! Don’t believe me, READ ON: – - – This article was sent in to the Naked News Department! […]

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I’m Tired!

Posted August 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

My friend Wayne just sent this in: I’ll be 63 soon. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce, and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I’ve worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven’t called in […]

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Traffic snarl!

Posted August 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

I heard about the truck that smashed into the Burlington Skyway and threatened to close it down indefinitely, but I never realized just how bad the damage was until I got these photographs from my friend Wayne! It’s not just some minor damage and I am amazed that they could fix it as fast as […]

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This land is my land!

Posted August 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well folks, it looks as if there is a shaky truce between Hamas and Israel. How long it will last is anyone’s guess, but this is what we know so far: CAIRO (AP) — Israel and Hamas agreed to extend a temporary cease-fire for five days, Egyptian and Palestinian officials announced Wednesday, potentially averting renewed […]

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Schtick ‘em up! (hick)

Posted August 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I hate to admit it, but I’m an idiot! Your too trusting reporter was reading the paper this morning, and I actually thought the NRA was going to do something SENSIBLE! (Oh how wrong I was!) It appeared as if the NRA was going to object to serving alcohol at gun shows, which would […]

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Duck!

Posted August 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

I am sitting here trying to decide whether this story is about a bunch of ducks and geese, or about the old guy that has appointed himself their guardian. (I guess I better start at the beginning and set the scene for you!) I live in a suburb of London called Byron, which is at […]

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Expendable! Or just past their due-date?

Posted August 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The Expendables 3, the third entry in Sylvester Stallone’s action movie old folks home which has been distracting us with its very crowded poster, comes out this weekend. The film itself looks like a shrug-worthy, gun-laden action B-movie that would barely be acknowledged if not for its ridiculous cast of action superstars, past and present, […]

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R.I.P. Robin Williams

Posted August 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

We lost another one folks! It was bad enough when Freddie Prinz and then Richard Jeni killed themselves, but to lose Robin Williams to that evil multi-headed monster “depression” is the greatest tragedy of all. I didn’t catch who said it, but the best quote about his passing was something along the lines of: Beware […]

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This is not Yogi Bear!

Posted August 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A quick-thinking walker in Canada survived a black bear attack last week by grabbing hold of its tongue and not letting go. Gilles Cyr said: “His mouth was wide open right in front of my face so the last thing I remember I had his tongue in my hand and I didn’t want to let […]

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Republicans finally have a cause!

Posted August 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., listens to other Senators speak on Capitol Hill in Washington, during a news conference on the violence in the Mideast. ( AP FILE PHOTO) Well folks, IT WASN’T THE FACT THAT HE IS BLACK! It wasn’t his birthplace. It wasn’t his religion. It wasn’t the economy. It wasn’t Obamacare! It wasn’t […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #95

Posted August 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, some days ya feel like a nut………….., some days ya don’t! There are times when I can look at something and think it is hilarious, and yet at other times ……., not so much! Some days I would say this was fairly funny, and yet when I looked at it this morning, it didn’t […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion: A sane and sober solution?

Posted August 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Oh, another Saturday and I’m so confused! In typical left wing fashion, the Toronto Star did a front page commentary on the situation in Gaza! Hidden deep inside the article was this one paragraph:HOWEVER, the rest of this lengthy discourse went on and on about what a bunch of shits the Israelis were! Not a […]

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Posted August 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

ANOTHER REASON NOT TO LIVE IN WINNIPEG, KIDS! It may be the middle of summer, but in Winnipeg, a little shred of winter just won’t go away. A filthy, muddy, massive snow pile has defied the seasons and survived the summer heat at the Kenaston snow dump site on the edge of the city. The […]

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SMILE!

Posted August 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

FOLKS, HERE’S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW NUTS THIS WHOLE COPYRIGHT THING HAS GOTTEN: Embroiled in a case of copyright violation, Wikipedia has reportedly refused to take down the picture of a monkey which was clicked using the camera of a British wildlife photographer. However, the picture was not taken by photographer David Slater but by […]

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Sunday in Alabama, 1925!

Posted August 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A day at the fair!

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Justin Trudeau is now a Mooslim!

Posted August 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well, the kid put his foot in it this time! Last Friday Trudeau went to prayers at a Montreal Mosque, and did the same thing I do when I go to Sunday Mass with my wife………………, ya sit down with everybody, ya stand up with everybody, bow with everybody, turn left and then right with […]

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How do you say shit in French!

Posted August 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I gotta tell ya, when I read this I just COULDN’T leave it alone because this is the biggest pile of shit I have heard in years!! Parrot removed from Montreal Biodome after learning too much English! MONTREAL – The Montreal Biodome’s Scarlet macaw will be deported to the Toronto Zoo next Friday after […]

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Gee, I thought London was such a peaceful place!

Posted August 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Pro-’Palestinian’ attempt to spread lies, hate at London Ribfest (?!) goes horribly wrong (video) by Kathy Shaidle+ on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 | No Comments The “Gentile Who Never Sleeps,” Mark Vandermaas, does it again, with a spur of the moment emergency counter-protest. He writes: Please everyone…stop contacting the organizers of Ribfest: Our message was […]

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Beans, beans they’re good for your heart……..!

Posted August 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Beans, beans they’re good for your heart. Beans beans they make ya fart. So eat some beans at every meal, the more you eat, the better you feel! Dear Readers: Canned beans are convenient because you can cook them right out of the can, but they may not be as healthy for you as soaking […]

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What an Asshole!

Posted August 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, our “Asshole of the Day!” award couldn’t go to a more deserving candidate! BRANDON, Man. – Searchers who have been trying to rescue a cat with a bird feeder stuck on its head in Manitoba say their efforts to trap the hapless animal are being sabotaged. The Brandon and Area Lost Animals group began […]

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Bad Blood and Great Tits!

Posted August 3, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(FROM THE CELEBRITY GOSSIP PAGES: Folks, is it my imagination, or is Bieber starting to look spaced-out?) Some sort of a wild free-for-all, or insult fest, or punch-up and put-down brewing between a bunch of Hollywierd celebrities! The main beef is between Justin Belieber and Orlando Bloomer, with a touch of Leonardo CeCrappio, a few […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #77

Posted August 3, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Our teacher asked me what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said […]

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CARS!

Posted August 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The first car I ever bought was a VW Beetle! I guess this was because I still lived at home and my dad worked for VW Canada. Next I bought a Chevy Corvair and was happy driving that until Ralph Nader came along! Then I bought my pride and joy…………………, a 1967 mustang! Then my […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion #691

Posted August 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

O.K. First of all, here is the article from the media: A remarkable video shows a group of indigenous people seen for the first time by the outside world as they emerged from a Brazilian jungle while fleeing illegal loggers and drug traffickers, according a Brazilian group that tracks such jungle tribes. The group of […]

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