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The flu is no fun at all!

Posted January 5, 2015 by Allan W Janssen

Every one around here has had the flu over the past month, and it’s a nasty, nasty one folks! I kept saying that I wouldn’t get it, and almost proved myself right until New Years eve! Since then I have been in a living hell, and even lost my voice earlier today! Needless to say, […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies # 541

Posted January 4, 2015 by Allan W Janssen

1- I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. 2- I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. 3- I can tell a lot about a woman’s mood […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion about Cosby!

Posted January 3, 2015 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I feel I must comment on this issue one more time, and then I will leave it alone! The first question is: did he do all that stuff he is being accused of? Probably not! Did he do some of the stuff he is being accused of? PROBABLY! But that doesn’t matter kids, […]

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Another Year!

Posted January 2, 2015 by Allan W Janssen

Where did the year go? Suddenly it is January…….again, and we realize that with giant strides, we started last January and within a blink of an eye, 2014 is on its back! A big “Thank You” to each and everyone of you, for the impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all […]

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Happy New Year!

Posted January 1, 2015 by Allan W Janssen

White Rock, B.C. will hold its annual polar bear plunge in the ocean again today. These slightly deranged revelers are shown here during last years dip, and most of them will be back again today for another try at hypothermia! ——————————————— Since last night was New Years Eve you should know that a lot of […]

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Bill!

Posted December 31, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Guest post: By Kathleen Parker, Opinion Writer, Washington Post. By now, most Americans probably have formed an opinion about what comedian Bill Cosby did or didn’t do sexually to or with at least 16 women beginning in the 1960s. According to several women who have accused him of sexual predations, Cosby’s usual modus operandi was […]

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Look, up in the air ……!

Posted December 31, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I think it’s time for a bit of “debunking” again! We occasionally like to expose all the conspiracy theorists for what they are ………….., a bunch of hysterical, paranoid and misguided zealots who see shadows at every turn. This latest story concerns UFO’s and little green men! (The most famous couple, as far […]

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Another Day!

Posted December 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Contrary to rumours floating around the Internet this morning, Hugh Hefner did not die on the weekend! The long time Playboy is in fine health, but we are sad to report that it was his “dick” that died! After having an erection for the last sixty years, his ‘willy’ finally gave out by […]

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Censorship: Oh, for shame!

Posted December 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Let’s get things back into Perspective here! As you may, or may not know, BlogsCanada.ca has been engaged in an ongoing battle with Google over the issue of censorship. My views on political correctness, the government, cops, Indians, feminists, the far left, the far right, Muslims, Christian fundamentalists, the judicial system, and […]

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What day is this?

Posted December 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I have the same problem as Billy Pilgrim had in the novel “Slaughterhouse Five” by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. For as long as I can remember, I have been “unstuck” in time! That’s right ………, “unstuck!” By that, I mean that every morning when I wake up, I am in a different period of […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #552

Posted December 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers Now that Christmas is over and done with: IF YOU SAW A FAT MAN Who’s jolly and cute, Wearing a beard, and a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling and laughing away, While flying around in a miniature sleigh, With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, Then let’s face it… […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion #566

Posted December 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your oft confused reporter is going to draw a comparison that might not make much sense at first glance, but upon further inspection might just start to ring a few bells! I am going to draw a comparison between cops and Islamic terrorists! Now don’t get too excited about this because I am […]

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Merry Christmas!

Posted December 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: From The Mrs. Herself and I, we would like to wish you a Merry Christmas, and happy and prosperous New Year! If you’re Jewish, or Muslim, or a Hindu, an Atheist, a Wiccan, or whatever …………………., Merry Christmas anyway! ————————– Christmas, in Ontario at least, is here to stay. Almost everyone — 94% […]

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Santa!

Posted December 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Tomorrow night is the night, boys and girls! Just pray it’s not one of these guys …….., all of them are either pissed, demented, or just plain weird!                     And then, of course, there is our all-time favourite Santa!!!

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A pregnant pause!

Posted December 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Boy, oh boy………….! Folks the only real cool class trip I went on was a day trip to Niagara Falls. It sure wasn’t like THIS one! Parents are blaming the teachers; or at least one health official is blaming the parents. But no matter how many fingers are pointed, it doesn’t change the fact that […]

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And a banana for your monkey!

Posted December 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A woman with a small baby gets on an airplane and sits beside a guy who is very drunk. The drunk looks over and says: “Jesus Christ lady, that’s the ugliest kid I ever saw!” The woman, who is outraged, calls the Stewardess and starts to loudly complain. The Stewardess, attempting to calm the situation, […]

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Sunday Morning Reflection!”

Posted December 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Normally, we have “Sunday Morning Funnies” and then something about the latest religious bullshit on this day, but today we are going to change the pace a bit! My friend Wayne sent this, and instead of a chuckle, I thought we would give you something to think about! THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULDN’T […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About the Media!

Posted December 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Did Bill Cosby rape Oprah Winfrey? We checked with SNOPES.COM The answer, of course, is NO! But it goes to show why we need to be careful of what you read, and why ya can’t trust everything ya hear. REMEMBER THAT OLD SAYING: “TRUST HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE, AND NONE OF WHAT […]

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Stop monkeying around!

Posted December 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Here’s something that will make Pam Anderson and her buddies a whole lot happier, folks! Animal-rights advocates seeking “personhood” for chimpanzees want to take their case to the highest court in New York State. Since 2013, an organization called the Nonhuman Rights Project has been seeking a writ of habeas corpus to free a pet […]

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Well, I can’t think of everything!

Posted December 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I forgot to write anything today! It was either because of all that stuff I had to get done, or it’s the early onset of Al’s – Heimers! Oh well ………………..! There’s always tomorrow. BUT! As a substitute host for the day, we have this!

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Yorkville

Posted December 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: This might not be of interest to anyone not of a certain age and from Toronto, but since I practically grew up on this street it held a lot of memories for me! Posted by Chris Bateman / December 17, 2014 No neighbourhood in Toronto has undergone a more seismic aesthetic and ideological […]

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Cosby should have kept his mouth shut!

Posted December 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: So far in this whole mess surrounding Bill Cosby, the man has taken the high road and refused to comment on the allegations ………………, until this weekend, that is! Then, the sit hit the fan, and it all backfired on him! On Friday, Bill Cosby broke his silence to speak to the New […]

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Guilty?

Posted December 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Yes, your faithful reporter knows all about Jian Ghomeshi and Bill Cosby, and I know that sexual assault is not to be treated lightly, and I realize that women need to be treated equally in modern day society! I know all this, and I am also aware that I have to make a […]

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Maybe women are smarter!

Posted December 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Much as it pains me to admit this …………….., I might owe the ladies an apology! As you well know, your favourite reporter has ranted and raved for years about how women’s libbers, and feminists, have portrayed men as idiots. It even got to the point where a lot of TV ads show […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies – 72

Posted December 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race start?” The father answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.” Next day, the little girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, “Many years ago, there were monkeys, from which the […]

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“ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN”

Posted December 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

OK folks, it’s now official! “ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN” During his weekly address in the Vatican on Wednesday, Pope Francis was consoling a little boy who had recently lost his #dog, assuring the boy that he and his furry friend would reunite in heaven. “One day, we will see our animals again in the […]

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Cosby Guilty?

Posted December 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: It’s gotten to the point that whether Cosby is guilty, or not, of sexual assault, is not the issue! Let me explain. These allegations are from thirty to fifty years old and the reason it didn’t blow up at the time was supposedly because the women were embarrassed to come forward back in […]

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Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Posted December 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Boy, do we have a conundrum with that report on the CIA that was making all that fuss yesterday! SOOOOoooooooo! “Let’s get things back into perspective here!” Near as your ever faithful reporter can figure out ……….., these are the facts! 1. The program was started by Bill Clinton, but ya don’t hear […]

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You can never go home again!

Posted December 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

That kid who made a terrorist video that has been making the rounds these last few days is more of a “terrorist wanna-be,” than an actual bad-ass, according to some experts in the field! However, even though his statements and claims don’t resonate with most North Americans, it’s a terrific “shot in the arm” [sic] […]

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Praise Allah that it’s not the 1950’s anymore!

Posted December 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: While a great number of politically correct, left wing do-gooders are running around thanking God that it’s not the 1950’s anymore ….., all those Muslim Jihadist’s in the Middle East should REALLY be the one’s that are Praising Allah that it’s not the 1950’s anymore! If it was, they, and large parts of […]

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Watch yer ass, Jim!

Posted December 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Since this is Sunday you should know that I go off on a rant every now and then about religious fanatics and extremists, so it is only fair that every once in a while we here at the Perspective Research Department also give equal time to what I can only charitably describe as […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #78

Posted December 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked withan old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out a distant location. The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, ” […]

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Happy Holidays!

Posted December 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

In keeping with our musical theme at this time of year, we have a Merry Christmas one for you!

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HELP!

Posted December 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Friends: For the last three or four days your “much put upon” reporter has been having a tune run through my head that just won’t go away! As a last resort I am going to put it here in the hope that spreading it around will lessen the impact on me! Don’t know if […]

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Whither goes winter?

Posted December 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

“Canada winter forecast update: El Nino should keep polar vortex at bay!” Dear Readers: I looked in the local paper today, they had a long term forecast on what sort of a winter we were in for by Environment Canada, The Weather Network, AccuWeather, Old Farmers Almanac and one other, whose name escapes me at […]

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I must have lost my mind!

Posted December 3, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains — about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde. One of the missing brains is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman. “We think somebody may have taken the brains, but […]

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Get out of town!

Posted December 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Now, over the past few days we have looked at an American Democrat with Republican leanings, and an American Republican who likes the Democrats. How about somebody who doesn’t like either? By Lance Freeman Americans, I have some bad news for you: You have the worst quality of life in the developed world – by […]

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Other than being dyslexic, Rand Paul is perfect!

Posted December 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: In keeping with that great Canadian obsession of………….., “American Politics,” we featured a letter yesterday by a Texan who gave us reasons for NOT being a Republican. Today, we have an article from the Huffington Post by a Democrat who is thinking of voting for Republican Rand Paul. (Will wonders never cease!) After […]

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Why he’s not a Republican!

Posted December 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Allan: I’ve dedicated a good portion of my life, and sometimes my own sanity, to fighting against Republican ignorance. And while I’ll describe myself as a liberal, a progressive or even a Democrat deep down, I honestly just use common sense when it comes to determining where I stand on any given issue. That being […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies! #795

Posted November 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the […]

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