#BlogsCanada.ca
"The Pulse of Canada "


 
Posts Tagged ‘spotlight’
 

avesendak-5a7c047f-sz850x282-animate
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Reflection!”

Posted December 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Normally, we have “Sunday Morning Funnies” and then something about the latest religious bullshit on this day, but today we are going to change the pace a bit! My friend Wayne sent this, and instead of a chuckle, I thought we would give you something to think about! THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULDN’T […]

Full Story »

oprahcosby
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion About the Media!

Posted December 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Did Bill Cosby rape Oprah Winfrey? We checked with SNOPES.COM The answer, of course, is NO! But it goes to show why we need to be careful of what you read, and why ya can’t trust everything ya hear. REMEMBER THAT OLD SAYING: “TRUST HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE, AND NONE OF WHAT […]

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Stop monkeying around!

Posted December 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Here’s something that will make Pam Anderson and her buddies a whole lot happier, folks! Animal-rights advocates seeking “personhood” for chimpanzees want to take their case to the highest court in New York State. Since 2013, an organization called the Nonhuman Rights Project has been seeking a writ of habeas corpus to free a pet […]

Full Story »

april01
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Well, I can’t think of everything!

Posted December 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I forgot to write anything today! It was either because of all that stuff I had to get done, or it’s the early onset of Al’s – Heimers! Oh well ………………..! There’s always tomorrow. BUT! As a substitute host for the day, we have this!

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Yorkville

Posted December 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: This might not be of interest to anyone not of a certain age and from Toronto, but since I practically grew up on this street it held a lot of memories for me! Posted by Chris Bateman / December 17, 2014 No neighbourhood in Toronto has undergone a more seismic aesthetic and ideological […]

Full Story »

sdvoylmc4tuuduecxo1z
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Cosby should have kept his mouth shut!

Posted December 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: So far in this whole mess surrounding Bill Cosby, the man has taken the high road and refused to comment on the allegations ………………, until this weekend, that is! Then, the sit hit the fan, and it all backfired on him! On Friday, Bill Cosby broke his silence to speak to the New […]

Full Story »

dynamic_resize
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Guilty?

Posted December 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Yes, your faithful reporter knows all about Jian Ghomeshi and Bill Cosby, and I know that sexual assault is not to be treated lightly, and I realize that women need to be treated equally in modern day society! I know all this, and I am also aware that I have to make a […]

Full Story »

images7UYN5WAC
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Maybe women are smarter!

Posted December 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Much as it pains me to admit this …………….., I might owe the ladies an apology! As you well know, your favourite reporter has ranted and raved for years about how women’s libbers, and feminists, have portrayed men as idiots. It even got to the point where a lot of TV ads show […]

Full Story »

Project1
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Funnies – 72

Posted December 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race start?” The father answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.” Next day, the little girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, “Many years ago, there were monkeys, from which the […]

Full Story »

Project1
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion About Indians!

Posted December 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your much maligned reporter is a confused as ever about what is going on with the Indians in this fair land of ours! You might remember we had a post in yesterday’s blog about a teacher in Winnipeg!Without going into all the sordid details again today, let me say that I forgot to […]

Full Story »

untitled
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

“ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN”

Posted December 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

OK folks, it’s now official! “ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN” During his weekly address in the Vatican on Wednesday, Pope Francis was consoling a little boy who had recently lost his #dog, assuring the boy that he and his furry friend would reunite in heaven. “One day, we will see our animals again in the […]

Full Story »

imagesCA8VG99L
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Cosby Guilty?

Posted December 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: It’s gotten to the point that whether Cosby is guilty, or not, of sexual assault, is not the issue! Let me explain. These allegations are from thirty to fifty years old and the reason it didn’t blow up at the time was supposedly because the women were embarrassed to come forward back in […]

Full Story »

drama5
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Posted December 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Boy, do we have a conundrum with that report on the CIA that was making all that fuss yesterday! SOOOOoooooooo! “Let’s get things back into perspective here!” Near as your ever faithful reporter can figure out ……….., these are the facts! 1. The program was started by Bill Clinton, but ya don’t hear […]

Full Story »

1144045-Cartoon-Of-A-Chorus-Line-Of-Naked-Men-Dancing-The-Can-Can-Royalty-Free-Vector-Clipart
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

You can never go home again!

Posted December 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

That kid who made a terrorist video that has been making the rounds these last few days is more of a “terrorist wanna-be,” than an actual bad-ass, according to some experts in the field! However, even though his statements and claims don’t resonate with most North Americans, it’s a terrific “shot in the arm” [sic] […]

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Praise Allah that it’s not the 1950’s anymore!

Posted December 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: While a great number of politically correct, left wing do-gooders are running around thanking God that it’s not the 1950’s anymore ….., all those Muslim Jihadist’s in the Middle East should REALLY be the one’s that are Praising Allah that it’s not the 1950’s anymore! If it was, they, and large parts of […]

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Watch yer ass, Jim!

Posted December 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Since this is Sunday you should know that I go off on a rant every now and then about religious fanatics and extremists, so it is only fair that every once in a while we here at the Perspective Research Department also give equal time to what I can only charitably describe as […]

Full Story »

drama5
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Funnies #78

Posted December 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked withan old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out a distant location. The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, ” […]

Full Story »

bill_cosby_a_l
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion # 92

Posted December 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

O.K. boys and girls, it’s time for another edition of “Let’s Get Things Back Into #Perspective Here!” (God I love that word!) Since regular readers know that I live in a constant state of confusion about what’s going on in the world, they will also know that I attempt to set things straight every now […]

Full Story »

untitled
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Happy Holidays!

Posted December 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

In keeping with our musical theme at this time of year, we have a Merry Christmas one for you!

Full Story »

Funday-1914
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

HELP!

Posted December 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Friends: For the last three or four days your “much put upon” reporter has been having a tune run through my head that just won’t go away! As a last resort I am going to put it here in the hope that spreading it around will lessen the impact on me! Don’t know if […]

Full Story »

2014-02-08T221147Z_571215577_GM1EA290H5J01_RTRMADP_3_USA-WEATHER
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Whither goes winter?

Posted December 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

“Canada winter forecast update: El Nino should keep polar vortex at bay!” Dear Readers: I looked in the local paper today, they had a long term forecast on what sort of a winter we were in for by Environment Canada, The Weather Network, AccuWeather, Old Farmers Almanac and one other, whose name escapes me at […]

Full Story »

untitled
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

I must have lost my mind!

Posted December 3, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains — about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde. One of the missing brains is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman. “We think somebody may have taken the brains, but […]

Full Story »

imagesM5IUFATM
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Get out of town!

Posted December 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Now, over the past few days we have looked at an American Democrat with Republican leanings, and an American Republican who likes the Democrats. How about somebody who doesn’t like either? By Lance Freeman Americans, I have some bad news for you: You have the worst quality of life in the developed world – by […]

Full Story »

n-RAND-PAUL-large570
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Other than being dyslexic, Rand Paul is perfect!

Posted December 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: In keeping with that great Canadian obsession of………….., “American Politics,” we featured a letter yesterday by a Texan who gave us reasons for NOT being a Republican. Today, we have an article from the Huffington Post by a Democrat who is thinking of voting for Republican Rand Paul. (Will wonders never cease!) After […]

Full Story »

GOP-WTF-300x184
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Why he’s not a Republican!

Posted December 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Allan: I’ve dedicated a good portion of my life, and sometimes my own sanity, to fighting against Republican ignorance. And while I’ll describe myself as a liberal, a progressive or even a Democrat deep down, I honestly just use common sense when it comes to determining where I stand on any given issue. That being […]

Full Story »

drama5
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Funnies! #795

Posted November 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the […]

Full Story »

black21fo1
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

History from another era?

Posted November 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(Darren Calabrese / CP) Dear Conrad; Never mind the revue of your book in Friday’s Globe and Mail. Peter Scowen doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground, and this paragraph proves it: Gee, when I was taught history back in the 60’s I was told it was the explorers, monarchs, politicians and […]

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion! No fool like an old fool!

Posted November 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well folks, there’s no fool like an old fool, but it’s even worse when it’s a confused old fool! And by confused, I mean: “What was this guy thinking!” Paul Aronson met the girls through SeekingArrangement.com. It’s a website that claims to assist “beautiful, successful people fuel mutually beneficial relationships.” However, instead of finding a […]

Full Story »

lamp_chop_in_space
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Lamb Wars!

Posted November 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

By Samantha Jordan You can file this under the ‘why the hell not’ category. A British novelist Nikesh Shukla and graphic artist Nick Hearne decided it would be a great idea to attach a tandoori lamb chop to a helium balloon and send the meat into space from London. Why? Who knows but a video […]

Full Story »

1144045-Cartoon-Of-A-Chorus-Line-Of-Naked-Men-Dancing-The-Can-Can-Royalty-Free-Vector-Clipart
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

It’s time for a change!

Posted November 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Letters, we get lots and lots of letters! Some of them good, some of them bad, some of them stupid, and some of them fantastic ………….., just like this one that came in the mail today!

Full Story »

untitled
1
comments
Allan's Perspective

Gobble, Gobble!

Posted November 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Since it’s the American Thanksgiving long weekend, we thought you might like a rest from all the hard news! The Naked News Department scoured the Internet and came up with these gems for ya! Lots of gobble and gobbling in Washington on Wednesday. At the White House, President Obama did the traditional thing […]

Full Story »

untitled
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Let’s get things into perspective here! # 6634

Posted November 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

I think it’s time for me to put my two cents worth in again, and damn the opposition! OR! As our motto says: “Let’s get things back into perspective here!” First we take you to Ferguson, where things are hopping, and guns are popping’! As any regular reader of this blog knows, your humble reporter […]

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Praise the Lord!

Posted November 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: The Mrs. Herself is what most people would consider a good Catholic. She goes to church regularly, lives by what we call “Christian Values,” doesn’t have a mean bone in her body and is an exemplary model for goodness and graciousness. (Don’t know how she ended up with me! Guess the Lord works […]

Full Story »

3.-Dresden
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

History belongs to the winners!

Posted November 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Since I’m of German descent it always dismays me when I see something about World War II that I know to be false! This article will not be about who was at fault for the two World Wars, or what atrocities were done by whom, since there is more than enough blame to […]

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!

Posted November 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: As you no doubt know by now, Buffalo got some early winter last week. Matter of fact, a ten mile stretch just south of the city got a whole years worth of snow in 4 days! While most areas in the neighbourhood got 2 – 3 inches of snow, this stretch was right […]

Full Story »

1067863-Clipart-Flasher-Man-From-Behind-Royalty-Free-Vector-Illustration
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

The solution to all this violence against women?

Posted November 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been following the stories about Jian Ghomeshi, and now Bill Cosby, with some interest for the past month or so! I was going to write more about how the practice of male abuse of women has to be stopped, and at the same time some method for curtailing the incidence […]

Full Story »

drama5
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Funnies #2213

Posted November 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The Male Cycle: When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, […]

Full Story »

Project1
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion About Trees!

Posted November 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

“I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree!” That’s a poem by Joyce Kilmer, but this is actually a story about Christine Montgomery and Andy Beaton! The ballad of Chris and Andy! You see, Chris is an amateur Poet who put a small box on the tree in front […]

Full Story »

images
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

High times at Ridgemount rest home!

Posted November 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

One of the women in the video says she’ll NEVER GET HIGH AGAIN! Dorothea — the most timid granny in the video — says she won’t try wacky tobacky again because she didn’t like the way it made her totally lose control. However, the Internet star tells us she now understands why there’s a big […]

Full Story »

untitled
0
comments
Allan's Perspective

Left wing -2, Common sense -0

Posted November 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Two things that are short and sweet for today’s post kids! First of all: Bill Cosby Whether he did it or not, is NOT the issue ladies and gentlemen. He has never been charged, let alone convicted of any of these allegations, but he IS being convicted int he court of public opinion. Right now […]

Full Story »

 
 


The Latest