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Asshole of the Week!

Posted October 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Despite being NDP, I had a certain amount of respect and admiration for Thomas Mulcair……., until yesterday! Even though i don’t agree with his far left leanings, (i.e. NDP) he impressed me as a politician and a leader of a political party. And then he had to go and destroy it!!!!! Mulcair came […]

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At last, a rebuttal of my book!

Posted October 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well, folks, we finally have it! A complete and utter rebuttal of the logic, research, common sense and just plain good old skepticism that explained what God and Religion was all about in my book “The Plain Truth About God!” (Or should I say what God and Religion was NOT about!) Yup, they never stop […]

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It’s a wonderful world folks!

Posted October 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: My friend Wayne sent this to me yesterday, and I liked it enough that we are going to pass it on to you as a sort of spiritual break from the normal hustle and bustle of the everyday world. You will recognize it immediately, but it is none-the-less an unusual take on a […]

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Hell has no fury like a woman scorned?

Posted October 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: At first glance I thought all the stuff about Jian Ghomeshi was a fabrication and “get even” by his former girlfriend. (After all, this wouldn’t be the first time a jilted lover made up a bunch of shit to get back at someone.) BUT! Jian Ghomeshi came out and proclaimed that it was […]

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Any Ebola yours, is an Ebola mine!

Posted October 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Since your ever faithful reporter comments on matters great and small in the world of religion, we also get a lot of letters trying to set us straight on some issues, and clarifying others! One of the most disturbing pieces of mail we have received in quite some time came from a far […]

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This is either racist and sexist ….., or it’s not!

Posted October 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Olivia Chow is running a strong LAST amongst the tree major contenders for the job of Mayor of Toronto today…………, and she’s NOT happy! What has made her even more disgruntled is a political cartoon published by the Toronto Sun over the weekend. They poked fun at poor Olivia in a way that is either […]

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Let’s talk about sex!

Posted October 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

What a devastating weekend in the world of entertainment folks! First Honey Boo gets cancelled because her mother is dating some sort of pervert or child molester, and then we get word on Sunday that Jian Chomeshi has parted ways with the CBC as well. In Jian’s case there were some allegations about his sexual […]

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Sunday Evening Funnies!

Posted October 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your ever forgetful reporter had a bout of Al’s Heimers this morning and forgot to print the Sunday Morning Funnies, ……………… ! So I am doing it Sunday evening instead! Since Tomorrow is an election day in Ontario I thought this short story would be appropriate! And THIS, ladies and Gentlemen, brings us […]

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Sunday Morning Religious Bullshit #74

Posted October 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I gave up arguing with Creationists, and for that matter anyone who is overly religious because it is always a futile endeavour. I don’t think I would go as far as Richard Dawkins, who says that anyone with strong religious feelings is suffering from a mental illness, but I will state categorically that […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About Metric!

Posted October 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: As most of you are probably aware, the United States of America, Burma, and Liberia are the only countries in the world that have NOT adopted the metric system. Every other country in the world has gone “digital” and measures distance and temperature and weight and volume and time etc. etc. in a […]

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Religion of Peace?

Posted October 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I was going to save this article for Sunday Morning’s “religious” column, but decided to publish it today because of assholes like Justin Trudeau, who keep saying that Islam is a religion of peace! We took a detailed look at both Christianity and Islam in my book “The Plain Truth About God” and […]

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Well, I might as well raise some more shit!

Posted October 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(Chris Alexander, citizenship and immigration minister, holds a Canadian flag at a citizenship ceremony in Dartmouth, N.S. on Tuesday, October 14.) Since this blog (meaning ME) is being branded as a shit disturber anyway ……………………, I might as well do a little more of it! Folks, a bunch of goody-two-shoes lawyers are causing trouble in […]

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Ted is still O.K. folks!

Posted October 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: With all the bad stuff going on in the world we thought you might like a little happy news! You might remember the voice of a once-homeless man named Ted Williams. He hit the media spotlight three years ago and became known as the man with the golden voice. ‘When you’re listening to […]

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Asshole of the Day # 86

Posted October 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

OK folks, here’s our “Asshole of the Day,” and a tip for would-be home invaders! You might want to consider attempting to break in via a window or a door … instead of, say, the chimney. Authorities say that’s the route Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa decided to take early yesterday in Thousand Oaks, Calif., and things went […]

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Ya had to be there!

Posted October 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Apparently there are some lines even I wouldn’t cross! I saw an article about a spider in the news today! (And it did NOT look like this one!) This thing was in the rain-forest of South America, and was at least a foot across, and it wasn’t one of those skinny things that are all […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies # 77

Posted October 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Late last fall, the Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About Censorship!

Posted October 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: As you know, your often maligned reporter goes on rants and raves about stuff that seems grossly unfair, unjust, or just plain ridiculous. I have campaigned against the far left, far right, feminists, (especially the femi-nazi’s) special interest groups, animals lovers and vegetarians, bigots, racists, survivalists, cops, minorities, immigrants, liberals and conservatives, lobbyists, […]

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Earth’s magnetic field could flip at any time!

Posted October 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, according to the Perspective Research Department scientists have discovered that Earth’s magnetic field could flip from north to south at any time! Estimates range from next week, to more than a hundred years from now ………………, but rest assured it will flip soon! BUT! A magnetic field shift is old news. Around […]

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Ya had to be there!

Posted October 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress. One of the hillbillies looked at her and […]

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Some days ya shouldn’t get out of bed!

Posted October 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Boy, oh boy, have we got a “Loser of the Day” for ya today folks! Bad enough that this guy was attacked by a bear, but then his partner attempted to shoot the animal ….., and put a couple of rounds in him instead!http://www.theprovince.com/news/fights+life+after+being+mauled+grizzly+bear+shot+hunting+partner/10285561/story.html ——————————————— A pet parrot that spoke with a British accent when […]

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I will NOT be censored or silenced!

Posted October 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, this article was originally called “We got trouble in River City,” and for good reason! The politically correct crowd has taken over the asylum and woe to anyone who gets in their way! Your often maligned reporter wrote an article a few months ago about the injustices and inequities in this world, […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies About Religion!

Posted October 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the great distinctions between Christianity and Islam is that you can tell Jesus jokes in one, but don’t dare try Mohammed jokes on the other! Q: Why doesn’t Jesus play hockey? A: He kept getting nailed to the boards. Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? […]

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Saturday Morning Computer Confusion!

Posted October 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: How does anyone manage to get by in this world if they are NOT computer wizards? I’m in a quandary and conundrum here that I don’t know how to escape from! As you no doubt know, “BlogsCanada.ca,” (Aside from my own posts under the heading “Allan’s Perspective”) is an aggregator of some of […]

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Is this site really that nasty?

Posted October 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t know if it’s because I speak negatively about Muslim extremism on this site, or complain about cops abusing their authority, or worry that the United States of America is going to hell in a hand basket, or that some feminists are out to castrate men, [;>)] or that immigrants abuse […]

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Verily, I say!

Posted October 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, your sometimes naive reporter just had a revelation of sorts. OF COURSE the bible thumpers believe the world was created 6000 years ago ………….., and evolution is a myth. After all, they also believe that Jesus spoke in 16th century English! (Verily) ———————————————- Workers at a New Jersey treatment plant say they saw a […]

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What Would Jesus say?

Posted October 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Strange news out of “Snoops.com” this morning! American Idol winner and country star Carrie Underwood released a single titled “Something in the Water,” and soon after, rumors began to circulate that atheists were trying to ban the track due to its Christian themes.Fortunately, that’s all this rumour is………………., a rumour! I say fortunately because it’s […]

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Maybe there is a conspiracy after all!

Posted October 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I have been a conspiracy de-bunker for many years now, but there is one thing that just might be true! I’m not talking about the bullshit concerning 9/11, or aliens and UFO’s, or who killed JFK, or the moon landings! NO! What I’m talking about is 100% proof-positive, boys and girls. I’m talking about […]

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And a banana for your monkey!

Posted October 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Now here’s a case straight out of “Planet of the Apes,” or perhaps a poster child for the group “people for the ethical treatment of animals!” (PETA) The case of Tommy the pet chimpanzee goes back to court this week, and a group of judges could decide whether he should be recognized as a “person” […]

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Car 54, someone stole a balloon!

Posted October 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A balloon lifts off over the crowd in the early morning during the annual Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta in Albuquerque, N.M. Saturday, Oct. 4, 2014. Organizers have equipped all 550 pilots with tablet computers capable of running a mapping application that will enable them to steer clear of the many restricted areas or prohibited zones […]

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If I Ruled the World #63

Posted October 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: We have mentioned on these pages that the United States of America is a truly schizophrenic society because on the one hand it’s the greatest country in the world, and on the other it has things that go on there that scare the shit out of me, and a whole bunch of other […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion # 88

Posted October 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

“Some men just want to watch the world burn!” Folks, I don’t know if it’s just me and I’m missing something, or perhaps there is an agenda I’m not aware of, or maybe even a point about human psychology that is foreign to me, but I’m really confused about these Islamic radicals and what they’re […]

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“Asshole of the Day” two for one sale!

Posted October 3, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Talk about yer “Asshole of the Day,” folks. We have another two for one sale! Sometimes, a simple plan works best if you’re a criminal. And sometimes, that plan to shove $1,200 worth of meat down your pants and walk out of a supermarket undetected doesn’t end so well. Police have charged Gregory Rodriguez with […]

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How to get smart!

Posted October 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

We’ve all heard the phrase “knowledge is power.” The more knowledge you can acquire, the more power and ability you have to take on life’s problems. The problem, though, isn’t how much knowledge is out there, but how curious you are and how willing you are to go get it. Curiosity may have killed the […]

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Got your underwear in a knot?

Posted October 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, we get a lot of really weird shit sent to us here on this site, but this has to be one of the funniest and strangest things I have ever seen! Someone was flogging caffeine infused underwear to help you lose weight! Let me repeat that! Someone was selling underwear dipped in coffee, and […]

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NO PORK IN SCHOOL CANTEENS?

Posted September 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A REAL MAYOR WHO REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM THE SCHOOL CANTEENS EXPLAINS WHY Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of Ath in Belgium. Marc Duvivier the mayor of Ath, has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why. “Muslims must understand that […]

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If you can remember Woodstock, you weren’t really there!

Posted September 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

They say that “if you can remember Woodstock, ya weren’t really there” and I can see the validity of this statement. I was there kids, but I don’t know anymore what was real and what was memorex! (Ya have to be a certain age to even know what that means folks!) The trouble lay in […]

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So far, fall is feeling more summery than summer.

Posted September 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Robert McMullen of St. Thomas, and John Temple of Port Stanley brought their boys to Port Stanley to enjoy another beautiful fall day at the beach south of London, Ont. on Sunday September 28, 2014. As is McMullen’s habit they set out to build a fort out of driftwood, from left the boys are Jayden […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #79

Posted September 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A few different views of marriage! It’s Nice to Have a Husband By Your Side Over the years, When the sink overflowed, Or the car ran out of gas, Or the lady who comes every Tuesday to clean didn’t come, Or I felt pudgy, Or misunderstood, Or inferior to Marilyn Kaufman who is not only […]

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Why weren’t captured ISIS fighters shot?

Posted September 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

News out of Iraq yesterday that coalition forces captured 300 ISIS fighters. Our question is: Why weren’t they shot on the spot? ———————————————– Well kids, THIS is why Pit Bulls are banned: Toronto Police shot and killed a pit bull on Saturday just after 4 p.m. when it attacked a shih tzu and held the […]

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Blogs Canada has 100,000 readers a month!

Posted September 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with a great deal of pride and joy that I can announce my blog “BlogsCanada.ca” just hit the 100,000 readers a month mark. (The chart is about half way down on the right sidebar.) We have watched the totals steadily climb over the years, and today for the first time […]

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