During a press conference last week, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford claimed that he was as “healthy as a horse” following a stint in rehab. Well, late-night talk show host Jimmy Fallon found that comparison particularly interesting and, together with his Tonight Show team, they decided to break down the similarities between the infamous mayor and […]
Whenever you think it’s safe to start ridiculing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford again, Peter Goldring opens his mouth, proving that this province remains Canada’s Home Sweet Alabamberta of egregious political buffoonery.
Goldring, 69, is the Member of P…
OK. I know that only last night I strongly suggested that the time had come to ignore Rob Ford.
That since by now it has been clearly established that he is a crass bully, a vulgar misogynist, a low life thug, and a filthy bigot.
All that remained was to defeat him, humiliate him.
Or let nature takes its course…
Well I think this much can safely be said about Rob Ford. You can send him off to a luxury rehab in Muskoka, where other millionaires like him live.
You can shoot him full of horse tranquilizer, so you can try to put him on a healthy diet, or load him onto a treadmill.
You can even keep him from hanging out with dangerous gangbangers…for a month.
But you can’t take the bully out of that ghastly gorilla.
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I’ve no objection to the idea Ford’s behaviour is due to circumstances beyond his control. I’m just not sure how that distinguishes him from anyone else
Well I knew the shirtless jogger Joe Killoran had won his confrontation with Rob Ford yesterday from the moment it was over.
Because after that, as you can see in the photo, not even a gallon of horse tranquilizer could keep Robbie from peering nervously over his shoulder.
No doubt trying to remember what Boss Harper had told him to do when confronted by an ordinary citizen angrily demanding answers. Apart from having them arrested, or in Ford’s case jumping on them.
But it was all in vain, the internet was unanimous, Joe was the winner.
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It was of course a monstrous sight. Rob Ford telling the world, and I mean the world, I’m so sorry I’ve acted like a brutish bully, and I’m even more sorry I hurt myself.
“When I look back on some of the things I have said and some of the things I did when I was using, I am ashamed, embarrassed and humiliated,” Ford told reporters at an invitation-only news conference Monday, when he returned to city hall after a two-month absence.
Rehab was HELL.
But I’m cured now and I STILL want to cling to power !!!!
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Last night, Olivia Chow unveiled two new radio ads in her campaign to win the job of Mayor of Toronto. The two ads are “attack ads” and they go after the incumbent, Rob Ford. As far as attack ads go, they’re pretty slick and may make you chuckle. Listen to them here: And here: Pretty […]
Imagine the injury Mr. Ford — having endured treatment that and far more widespread and for a far longer period — might be deemed to have suffered
Kimberley Big Hole – South Africa – Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1,097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds, before being closed. Folks: These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying – Especially the final one ! The sheer scale of these holes reminds […]
April 30, 2014 was a big day!It all started when the internet memes of a young Justin Timberlake sporting a bleached fro started making their rounds on the internet because…It’s Gonna Be May.We need to have at least 10 minutes of our life reserved ev…
The more I hear about Rob Ford, the more the term “white trash” comes to mind! One of the first members of Rob Ford’s campaign team is the co-host of an online marijuana show, High F—ers, in which he smokes joints until he vomits, tells profane stories while high, and dedicates his drug use to […]
STOP THE PRESSES FOLKS: An American production company wants to record the everyday life of Rob Ford, Toronto’s crack-smoking half-mayor, and turn him into a reality television star. Ford might be the perfect reality television star! The Globe and Mail‘s Ann Hui reports that Pilgrim Studios, the company responsible for The Ultimate Fighter, American Chopper, Dirty […]
Folks, were are getting reports that Rob Ford was seen staggering around and talking with a slurred voice last Saturday night! (Since the Mayor swore he quit drinking, we here at the Perspective Research Department can only conclude that he had some sort of a STROKE, and we wish him a speedy recovery!) We are […]
An Indiana woman who was suffering from severe stomach pain headed to the hospital. Instead of needing gallbladder surgery, she came home with a healthy baby boy!!!!! (This woman is a retard on so many levels it makes my head swim!) —————————————— After being badgered one too many times about settling down and getting married, […]
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he isn’t homophobic and that his campaign to have a rainbow flag taken down from outside city hall didn’t have anything to do with his feelings about Toronto’s Pride parade. Meantime, his brother, Coun. Doug Ford, says they are being bullied by gay rights activists FOLKS, WHETHER ROB FORD IS […]
Folks, a lot of people might read this headline and think the article is in defence of Gay Rights. But it’s NOT! It’s not about right, or wrong, or gay or sad, or any other queer reason at all. It’s about being STUPID! And it also makes this woman our “Asshole of the day!” An […]
Groundhog Day is upon us, with most Canadians hoping for a sign from the furry forecasters that this especially cruel winter will soon end.Local tradition states that if groundhogs emerging from their dens on Feb. 2 don’t see their shadow, spring is near. First out this morning was Nova Scotia’s Shubenacadie Sam — with a […]
(He was calling somebody a “bumbaclot.”That’s slang for “ass wipe!” The only thing that will save him now is a stint in re-hab folks.) BUT! That’s not what’s got my underwear in a knot bunky. Folks, Rob Ford just doesn’t know when to shut up! It’s bad enough that Rob Ford spoke with a heavy […]
Dear Readers: Prime Minister Stephen Harper is so well like in Israel that they are going to name some stuff after him! GET THIS!!!!!! There is now a “Stephen J. Harper Hula Valley Bird Sanctuary!” (Apparently it’s a “Bird Interpretive Centre!”) ———————————– I just read this in a celebrity rag: “Avicii, 25 things you don’t […]