Damning report from Toronto’s ombudsman could lead to the firing of TCHC CEO Gene Jones.
Today, the ombudsman released a damning report about human resources practices at the Toronto Community Housing Corporation (TCHC)—one that could lead to the dismissal of CEO Gene Jones at an emergency board meeting being held this afternoon. In the report, ombudsman Fiona Crean suggests the work culture at TCHC is governed by a “climate of […]
Winner would give loser a CD—but no beer.
You may already be aware that that Toronto Raptors are currently doing pretty well. Sure, they’re one game down to the Brooklyn Nets in their first-round playoff matchup, but they are, after all, in the playoffs—and that’s an accomplishment any Toronto sports fan can appreciate. On April 19, Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams suggested that […]
Last night, Toronto’s embattled mayor launched his re-election bid surrounded by hundreds of supporters.
Mayor Rob Ford officially launched his re-election campaign last night with a promise to keep taxes low and to fight for accountability at Toronto City Hall. In a speech that lasted almost half an hour, Ford repeated his widely disputed claim of having saved taxpayers a billion dollars, and assured supporters he would find more […]
The more I hear about Rob Ford, the more the term “white trash” comes to mind! One of the first members of Rob Ford’s campaign team is the co-host of an online marijuana show, High F—ers, in which he smokes joints until he vomits, tells profane stories while high, and dedicates his drug use to […]
So T.O. mayoral candidate Rob Ford is giving a presser at Soccerworld today. But somebody there is not a fan:
Mayor Ford’s presser is with Soccerworld Toronto. But not everyone at Soccerworld is a fan of Mayor Ford’s: http://t.co/xQa4IXRp4X
— Ann Hui (@annhui) April 9, 2014
Now, if you click through the link you will see that Soccerworld has disappeared the original post.
They didn’t erease the Google Cache version, however. It can still be found here. And, for your reading pleasure, an excerpt:
At Soccerworld, we consistently strive to deliver the best customer experience possible. At City Hall, Rob Ford tramples elderly women while reminding the world that he is extremely satisfied on the home front. Different strokes for different folks.
We like the people in our office:
At Soccerworld, we enjoy having people come to our facility to play and watch soccer games. At City Hall, Rob Ford wants all the major media outlets to jump off a bridge and disappear. If only they knew how to ask the right questions…
We don’t defy science like Rob Ford:
Rob Ford has done a lot of crazy things recently, but there’s one thing that is truly shocking – and it defies the laws of science. Rob Ford is over-weight…and he smokes crack. That doesn’t happen! I defy you to find another human who fits that criteria. As a gesture of goodwill, Rob Ford needs to submit his body to science when he dies. It may or may not contain the answers to all of life’s mysteries.
You knew it was coming… we don’t smoke crack:
Seriously, we don’t. This isn’t a situation where we’ll deny it repeatedly and then admit to it in five months. Grab a beer? Sure. Glass of wine? Why not. Hit the crack pipe? Too much… way, way too much.
Honestly, we like to party as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous. The city of Toronto is an eight billion dollar a year company. How can someone run a business of this magnitude while smoking crack? Crack smokers can’t hold onto the most basic of jobs. Why? Because they are too busy eating chocolate and looking for more crack. When you smoke crack, it’s priority A, B, and C (so we’ve heard). Yet somehow Rob Ford has risen to prominence in Canada’s most populated city. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s kind of impressive.
Earlier we mentioned that Rob Ford defies science. We have now come to realize that Rob Ford also defies social science.
Take a bow Mayor Ford, you are truly one of a kind.
Well his campaign isn’t doing too good lately. It’s a little wobbly like Rob Ford himself.
Decent people don’t want anything to do with him. Or let their children anywhere near him. So now he’s holding ten thousand chocolate eggs.
And goodness knows what else.
STOP THE PRESSES FOLKS: An American production company wants to record the everyday life of Rob Ford, Toronto’s crack-smoking half-mayor, and turn him into a reality television star. Ford might be the perfect reality television star! The Globe and Mail‘s Ann Hui reports that Pilgrim Studios, the company responsible for The Ultimate Fighter, American Chopper, Dirty […]
And despite what the Mayor may think, it’s still very possible that he could be charged at some point
Folks, were are getting reports that Rob Ford was seen staggering around and talking with a slurred voice last Saturday night! (Since the Mayor swore he quit drinking, we here at the Perspective Research Department can only conclude that he had some sort of a STROKE, and we wish him a speedy recovery!) We are […]
… this political junkie has to find another one to follow and enjoy. And Toronto, the land of the crack-smoking, loud, obnoxious, and the tacky champion of all Torontonians with a sub 75 IQ, is the place to watch. Especially now that Olivia Chow is resigning her seat in the House to run against that […]
An Indiana woman who was suffering from severe stomach pain headed to the hospital. Instead of needing gallbladder surgery, she came home with a healthy baby boy!!!!! (This woman is a retard on so many levels it makes my head swim!) —————————————— After being badgered one too many times about settling down and getting married, […]
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he isn’t homophobic and that his campaign to have a rainbow flag taken down from outside city hall didn’t have anything to do with his feelings about Toronto’s Pride parade. Meantime, his brother, Coun. Doug Ford, says they are being bullied by gay rights activists FOLKS, WHETHER ROB FORD IS […]
Folks, a lot of people might read this headline and think the article is in defence of Gay Rights. But it’s NOT! It’s not about right, or wrong, or gay or sad, or any other queer reason at all. It’s about being STUPID! And it also makes this woman our “Asshole of the day!” An […]
Groundhog Day is upon us, with most Canadians hoping for a sign from the furry forecasters that this especially cruel winter will soon end.Local tradition states that if groundhogs emerging from their dens on Feb. 2 don’t see their shadow, spring is near. First out this morning was Nova Scotia’s Shubenacadie Sam — with a […]
‘Any Jamaican who behaved as he did in that instance would have been escorted out of the place’
(He was calling somebody a “bumbaclot.”That’s slang for “ass wipe!” The only thing that will save him now is a stint in re-hab folks.) BUT! That’s not what’s got my underwear in a knot bunky. Folks, Rob Ford just doesn’t know when to shut up! It’s bad enough that Rob Ford spoke with a heavy […]
TORONTO – The latest controversial video featuring Toronto Mayor Rob Ford provided fresh material…
Dear Readers: Prime Minister Stephen Harper is so well like in Israel that they are going to name some stuff after him! GET THIS!!!!!! There is now a “Stephen J. Harper Hula Valley Bird Sanctuary!” (Apparently it’s a “Bird Interpretive Centre!”) ———————————– I just read this in a celebrity rag: “Avicii, 25 things you don’t […]
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