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Commentary

Assholes of the Year!

Posted June 4, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Well kids, it looks like Gawker editor John Cook and two Toronto Star journalist who claimed to have seen the video of Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack just might be our “Assholes of the Year!” U.S. website Gawker says an alleged drug video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford may be “gone,” and nearly $200,000 raised [...]

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Activism

Is It Friday Yet?

Posted June 7, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Alberta MP Brent Rathgeber said he has left the Conservative caucus in part because of the control Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s office exercises over backbench MPs, which was preventing him from representing his constituents. The former Tory MP, who announced he was quitting late Wednesday night to sit as an Independent, said staff in Harper’s [...]

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Commentary

Is Canada safe from terrorism?

Posted January 11, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Each Friday, Yahoo! Canada News asks Canadians where they stand on the important issues of the day, and our panel of experts tackles the same question. In light of a recent report that Canada was on Osama bin Laden’s hit list, this week we asked: Do you feel safe from terrorism in this country? Here’s [...]

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Cops

Cops under investigation for race to donut shop!

Posted January 22, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

YouTube screen grab of Calgary police cars whose drivers are now under investigation after they were filmed allegedly racing to a Tim Hortons By Michael Platt, QMI Agency CALGARY – Cops racing each other to the doughnut shop. It sounds like the script of a comedy sketch — and if only the Calgary Police Service [...]

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Celebrities

Timmins closes Shania Twain centre!

Posted February 4, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

A failed tourist attraction in Timmins is set to become the gold mine the city always hoped for. The Shania Twain Centre permanently shut its doors Friday. International gold miner Goldcorp will officially acquire the property in June. The company plans to demolish the structure to make it part of a massive open-pit gold mine. [...]

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Humour

Sunday Morning funnies!

Posted February 17, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I have always had a thing for stuff that uses a play on words to get a point across……… and this one does!  

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Bizarre

Saturday Morning Confusion! Part # 2

Posted March 2, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Two separate (pardon the pun) and very different subjects here. The only common denominator is that both are full of shit! That’s right kids, if you’re an English speaking type person then ya might as well just pack up and move, because it will be illegal to speak anything but FRENCH! ——————————– Next, [...]

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Beliefs and Causes

Canadian not elected as Pope!

Posted March 13, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: It is with a heavy heart we must report that Canadian Cardinal Marc Ouellet was NOT elected as Pope today in Rome! On the fifth ballot white smoke came from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel today and a spokesman announced it was some guy from Argentina, or Botswana. or somewhere…………… we’re not sure where because our reporter didn’t hang around [...]

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Journalism

Asshole of the Day! Toronto Star

Posted March 27, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Listen Jim, the Toronto Star, and its reporters, are the epitome of abominable hubris! WAIT! Let’s put that in plain language we can all understand. Those assholes at the Toronto Star are a bunch of arrogant, self serving, shameless pricks! The media certainly has a responsibility to report and comment on stories that affect City [...]

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Korea

Kim Jong-un relaxes after being offered lifetime pass to Disneyland!

Posted April 7, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

<– A childhood picture of Kim Jong-un when a relative took him to Disneyland! Dear Readers: North Korean authorities have told diplomatic missions they could not guarantee their safety from next Wednesday – after declaring that conflict was inevitable amid joint U.S.-South Korean military exercises due to last until the end of the month. BUT! [...]

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America

Proposed U.S. border-crossing fee for Canadians

Posted April 22, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

You are NOT going to believe this bunky! Just like Wonderland, or Marineland, or Disney World, they now want to charge us ADMISSION to the United States of America! Bad enough you need a Passport to get in…………… but ADMISSION? Listen folks, they might be like the Wild West down there, but they certainly aren’t [...]

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Beliefs and Causes

Sunday Dose of Religion!

Posted June 16, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Religious Freedom, Tolerance, And Intolerance You are here: Apologetics Index | Religious Freedom | Religious Freedom, Tolerance, And Intolerance Religious Freedom and Tolerance The concepts of religious freedom and tolerance – allowing individuals to believe in, practice, and promote their religion of choice without repercussions – are legitimate and worthwhile. However certain organizations (e.g. the [...]

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Cops

Cops run wild!

Posted January 4, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Well kids, the cops are at it again, or should I say STILL! (Things like tasering people because they are too lazy to use the normal methods of ‘compliance,’ or just for the hell of it because it’s entertaining ………….., and assaulting citizens for little or no reason during an arrest.) And that’s not all! [...]

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Humour

ALIENS ATTACK !!!!!

Posted January 14, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

  MORE INFORMATION AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE!!!!!       We are sending a crew from the Naked News staff………., but first w have to get them dressed, since we don’t want the Aliens to see them naked!  

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Health

Ah, to be young again!

Posted January 25, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; Your humble reporter, as you well know, is severely dismayed at the prospect of growing old and infirm, so it was with considerable interest that I ran across an article about Dr Bill Andrews and his research into human longevity and reversing the aging process. As soon as I became aware of his [...]

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Humour

Humour?

Posted February 8, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Humour, my friends, is such a personal thing that no two people can agree on just what is funny. However! Your fearless reporter has a few short clips of what I consider to be the funniest bits of humour in the last fifty years! You might not agree, but ya have to admit [...]

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Perspective On Canada

Language police crackdown on Italian restaurant in Montreal.

Posted February 21, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

<– Massimo Lecas, co-owner of buonanotte restaurant, poses for a photograph with a menu at the restaurant in Montreal. Dear Readers: The language police in Quebec always remind me of a schoolyard bully. They love to push around people that can’t fight back! —————————- An Italian restaurant in Montreal has found itself in the disapproving [...]

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Commentary

Charles in Charge. More Sunday Morning Madness!

Posted March 17, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I catch up on Charles Adler’s Facebook page every now and then, but I missed this one so I have to thank the “Mrs. Herself” for bringing it to my attention! ———————————————————— Folks we covered some very important stories this week during our nightly visits. They included Mulcair Madness in Washington, stabbing the [...]

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Beliefs and Causes

Shroud Theorists as Dedicated as Creationists!

Posted March 31, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Look folks, it doesn’t matter how many times the Shroud of Turin is proven to be a fake from the Middle Ages, there is a hard core group of fanatics that keeps arguing it’s the real deal! Seems their main argument goes like this …………………………, “Yeah, BUT!” ————————— Nick Squires, The Daily Telegraph, National Post [...]

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Beliefs and Causes

“The Devil Made Me Do It!”

Posted April 11, 2013 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: March saw the showing of a new TV series on History Channel: Now, here is the initial poop on the series………………. it has been called everything from the best thing EVER on TV by right wing Christians, to a piece of crap by people on the other end, and full of historical inaccuracies [...]

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