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Environment

Canadian cities and the future of democracy

Posted April 23, 2014 by rabble staff

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Canada is now past 80 per cent of the population living in urban areas. Cities are showing a capacity to solve problems together a…

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Allan's Perspective

It’s the old farts who are really dangerous!

Posted April 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s the old folks who are the real menace on our highways, not the teenagers! Don’t believe me, the next time ya see someone with their turn signal on for ten miles ………………., drive up beside them, and who do you think it will be? Or how about the guy in front […]

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Allan's Perspective

Can we make an entire University administration our “Assholes of the Day?”

Posted April 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Enough has been said about the debacle at University of Regina, and how they tried to shut up a anti-abortion protester by having him arrested, that I don’t think my two cents worth will add or subtract significantly from the discussion. HOWEVER, the tendency, especially among our academic institutions, to muzzle free speech […]

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Allan's Perspective

Happy Easter!

Posted April 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Happy Easter everyone! (Boy, they sure got a strange way of celebrating it down in the States!) This being an important religious weekend for Christians and Jews, President Obama took a break from his typically-partisan Saturday radio address to offer Easter and Passover greetings. Then, Sen. Lamar Alexander, on behalf of the Republican Party, gave […]

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Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion: What population explosion?

Posted April 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks we got it all wrong. There is no population explosion! (Matter of fact, it’s the exact opposite bunky.) Look at it THIS WAY! Every person alive today has two parents. But they have four grandparents. And sixteen grandparents. SEE WHERE I’M GOING WITH THIS? We are getting less people with each generation, and with […]

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A politician, a cop and a pharmacist walk into a pot farm …!

Posted April 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

It’s no joke: Ex-health minister George Smitherman, a retired deputy chief of Toronto police, and a Markham druggist are applying to open a medical marijuana facility in Durham Region. The trio — a veritable dream team in the medical marijuana industry — secured a property in Durham Region with about 16,000 square feet of serviceable […]

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Allan's Perspective

This will drive ya crazy!

Posted April 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Anne Marie Hayes, president of a non-profit organization called Teens Learn to Drive, says that as a parent, she would not want her daughter in a vehicle with an instructor who had had his teaching licence revoked in the past three years. Folks, do ya remember “Drivers-Ed” back in high school? Well, it’s still around…………….., […]

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Allan's Perspective

Wynne: “Asshole of the day!”

Posted April 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Premier Kathleen Wynne’s brother-in-law has been named the interim chief executive of e-Health Ontario, a move that raised the hackles of New Democrats at Queen’s Par. Folks, after everything that has happened to the Liberals in Ontario, this sort of thing does not surprise me! It doesn’t matter what the circumstances are: It doesn’t matter […]

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General

An alimentary guide to microbes

Posted April 14, 2014 by Anonymous

Scientists have little idea exactly what microbes live in our intestines but believe they play an important role in controlling metabolic diseases. By Norman Swan.

The post An alimentary guide to microbes appeared first on Cosmos Magazine.

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Bizarre/Oddities

“Missing Link” Discovered!

Posted April 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Great news from the Perspective Research Department folks. Rumour has it that we are about to make a giant leap forward in our knowledge of early computer games. Far from Raiders of the Last Ark, a team of archeologists, sociologists and gaming fans plans to dig up a New Mexico landfill this month in search […]

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Beliefs and Causes

Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity!

Posted April 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Researchers say today’s Lord Almighty shares many traits in common with the chimp deity, including color vision and omniscience. O. K, FOLKS, IT’S SUNDAY ……………………, AND TIME FOR ANOTHER DOSE OF RELIGION! The only problem is…….., are we talking about “Planet of the Apes?” The Onion! BERKELEY, CA—Challenging long-held views on the origins of divinity, […]

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Allan's Perspective

A cheesy story, if ever there was one!

Posted April 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

STOP THE PRESSES, BACK UP THE TRUCK …..,, GATHER ROUND KIDS! (We got a cheesy story for ya!) Le Baluchon, a cheese from Quebec, has been named “cheese of the year” in the inaugural Canadian Cheese Awards. The cheese, from Fromagerie FX Pichet in Sainte-Anne-de-la-Perade, Que., won in the competition, which featured 76 producers from […]

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Allan's Perspective

The next step in “Political Correctness” is here!

Posted April 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, we got trouble in River City! Or at least in the University of River city! For any of you that thought “political correctness” was stupid, GET A LOAD OF THIS! University students have come up with an even more bizarre and asinine concept called “TRIGGER WARNINGS!” (That’s right kids, from now on, anytime a […]

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Allan's Perspective

North Americans Don’t Care About Climate Change Any More Than They Did in 1979!

Posted April 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, just over one-third of north Americans worry “a great deal” about climate change, down one percent from 1989. That despite nearly every other climate change metric — temperatures, sea levels, carbon dioxide concentration, and major storms — continuing to steadily increase. By Philip Bump Gallup released the new data on Friday, noting that Canadians and Americans show […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About Rob Ford Reality Show!

Posted April 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

STOP THE PRESSES FOLKS: An American production company wants to record the everyday life of Rob Ford, Toronto’s crack-smoking half-mayor, and turn him into a reality television star. Ford might be the perfect reality television star! The Globe and Mail‘s Ann Hui reports that Pilgrim Studios, the company responsible for The Ultimate Fighter, American Chopper, Dirty […]

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April Fools Day?

Posted April 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY! The origins of April Fools’ Day, known for its tricks and pranks, are rather murky. One likely explanation is April Fools was “a hazing ritual” to welcome spring, said Alex Boese, curator of the website Museum of Hoaxes. Many cultures celebrated the beginning of the new season with “mischief, misbehavior […]

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Allan's Perspective

Nazi’s should not have sex with black people!

Posted March 31, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: See this woman? (You know her as the film industry’s Kitty Blair, star of the intrepid porn tale Kitty Discovers Sperm!) Kitty is also a candidate and spokesperson for a German right wing Nazi party known as the National Democratic Party of Germany. Only problem is that she was caught this week having sex […]

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Saturday Morning “Earth Day” Confusion!

Posted March 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I’m not a die hard tree hugger, so I’m turning my lights out for an hour between 2 – 3:00 P.M. today! ————————————————– Remember that kid molester in Thailand who thought he could avoid detection by “swirling” his face as a disguise…………………, only to find out they “un-swirled” his picture and caught him? WELL, […]

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Commentary

Ten Little Indians!

Posted March 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I have stated many times in the past that I am NOT a racist. I don’t like, or dislike, anyone according to their RACE! I am, however, a CULTURALIST! There are certain cultures that have outlived their usefulness and/or relevance …….., or they are never going to do their members any favours! The […]

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Ya can’t fix stupid!

Posted March 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I would like to show an article here that I think exemplifies what is wrong with a lot of people in general! Here is a guy who was dead set against GMO’s (genetically modified foods) the same as some people are bent out of shape about fluoridation of water, immunization shots, climate change, nuclear […]

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Enough with the sports on TV!

Posted March 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Bridget Trogden and Dwayne Lawson ramped up the laughs a bit this weekend when Bridget got tired of Dwayne being glued to the TV all weekend watching sports! ——————————————– Congrats, again! Just a few weeks after Stacy Keibler secretly married boyfriend Jared Pobre in an intimate beachside ceremony in Mexico, the former professional wrestler and […]

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Police State!

Posted March 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: We here at Perspective have constantly warned about the militarization of our domestic police departments, and one of the biggest indicators of how North America is turning into a police state is exemplified in this article by “The Economist!”! ——————– FROM the way police entered the house—helmeted and masked, guns drawn and shields […]

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Reagan Schmeagan!

Posted March 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Guest post by The Examiner: If you ever happen to come across a Republican on television these days, chances are that you will hear the name Ronald Reagan. Recent Republican debates are the perfect example of the love fest that the current Republican party has for Reagan as each candidate name drops the former president […]

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Asshole of the Year: Mulcair!

Posted March 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks we have two issues here that need to be addressed today! Both of them revolve around the Indians, and the first is our “Asshole of the Year!” Thomas Mulcair! Tom, (as his friends like to call him) said some “nasty, vicious, and extremely personal” (sic) things about our new Finance Minister Joe Oliver! O.K. […]

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Beliefs and Causes

Quebec Separated January 1, 2014!

Posted March 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Word comes to us today from the Perspective Research Department that the former province of Quebec held a secret vote last year and separated from the rest of Canada on the first of January, 2014! According to the conditions (set down by Quebec) they are now a completely autonomous country and have severed […]

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Indians on the warpath again!

Posted March 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

We got trouble down on the Reserve ………………….., the natives are getting restless, and they’re on the warpath again! MONTREAL – Via Rail says a First Nations railroad blockade is affecting movement of its passenger trains between Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal today. The rail service says the blockade in the Napanee, Ont., area between Belleville […]

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Cops not only cruel, but nasty too!

Posted March 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

MONTREAL — Montreal police moved quickly Saturday to crack down on an annual protest that has a history of getting out of hand. A crowd of demonstrators gathered outside a busy north-end subway station to denounce police brutality. It was the same location where, this past January, an officer was captured on video telling a […]

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Bizarre

SNAKE!

Posted March 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

WOW, listen to THIS, kids! A shocked woman in in Caniaba, New South Wales, Australia, found a bloated python inside her Chihuahua’s kennel – with her tragic pooch’s chain dangling from it’s mouth. (The tiny dog up had been chained up in the back garden the night before to stop it from wandering away.) Iit […]

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“Asshole of the Day” – Quebec Separatists!

Posted March 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, it constantly amazes me how some groups can live in their own world, without regard for anything we like to call “common sense!” Oh, there’s the people on the west coast who believe in all that new age stuff, there’s the religious types who get brainwashed by church “doctrine,” there’s various ethnic groups that […]

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Ezra Levant won’t be silenced!

Posted March 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I am not going to name any names so that I don’t get sued as well, but our friend Ezra Levant has just spent the last ten days in court after being sued by a bunch of Muslims for talking about how they tried to get Hamas and Hezbollah taken off the government […]

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Goodbye Afghanistan, Goodbye!

Posted March 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Today, for the first time in many years, we are no longer stuck in a hole called Afghanistan. Your much maligned reporter keeps saying we should just build a fence around the Middle-East and only take it down after everyone there has regained their senses, or killed themselves off, but we both know this is […]

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Today is bitch and complain day!

Posted March 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

O.K. folks, time for me to rant and rave again about life’s injuries and injustice ……., the inappropriate, insensitive, incessant, incoherent, incontrovertible assault on our morals and senses from morning till night! (I think the reason I’m in such a foul mood today is because I just had my SECOND colonoscopy in less than a […]

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Putin is pissed for a good reason!

Posted March 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, contrary to what ya hear on the news, Russian is not the only bad guy in this whole Ukraine mess! Just as we now find out that the revolt in Libya was orchestrated by the CIA, and they were probably complicit in Egypt and Syria as well ….., is would be foolish to think […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About Interfering With People!

Posted March 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

As I was reading the paper this morning I felt a vague sense of unease creep over me, and I couldn’t pin it down until until I had finished reading the Saturday morning “letters to the editor” section. The problem was that all the bitchi’ and complainin’ was about what was wrong with OTHER people, […]

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“Better Late Than Never” (And that includes the Ukraine!)

Posted March 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Normally I write this blog first thing in the morning, (between 6 - 7 a.m.) but today I got sidetracked and just remembered at suppertime that it still had to be done! Anyway, I was surprised when I read this article today, but after a bit of contemplation, I think these guys have […]

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Canadian SEX not Canadian enough!

Posted March 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

You might remember a quote by Pierre Elliot Trudeau: “The government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation!” WELL, tell that to the CRTC! Yesterday, the CRTC issued a broadcast notice saying AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and the gay-oriented Maleflixxx were all failing to reach the required 35% threshold for […]

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What’s really going on in Ukraine?

Posted March 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: You realize, of course, that the news we hear about the situation in Ukraine is not always what it seems! Listening to some left wing, and socialist groups, they are screaming that the unrest in Ukraine was orchestrated by the U.S. and E.U…….., and the whole thing is going to be a great […]

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It’s my Birthday!

Posted March 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, today is my birthday, and I’m tellin’ ya this for two reasons! First of all, I always knew I would be this age someday ……………………….., I just never thought it would get here this fast! And second: Technology is an amazing thing. The “Google” people know that today is my birthday, so the logo […]

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The Cult of Bitcoin: The End is Near!

Posted March 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: MORE trouble for Bitcoin, kids! (This was passed on from the Perspective Research Department to the Naked News staff!) First of all: Flexcoin, a Canada-based bitcoin bank, said it was closing down after losing bitcoins worth about $600,000 to a hacker attack enabled by flaws in its software code. This comes on the […]

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Asshole of the Day

Asshole of the week!

Posted March 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

An Indiana woman who was suffering from severe stomach pain headed to the hospital. Instead of needing gallbladder surgery, she came home with a healthy baby boy!!!!! (This woman is a retard on so many levels it makes my head swim!) —————————————— After being badgered one too many times about settling down and getting married, […]

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