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Clear as mud

Posted July 2, 2014 by JR

William Watson:

Even people who may not like it …  seem happy the claim is finally settled.

In Canadian justice, however, “settled” is a relative term….

… Last week’s decision may clarify the guidelines for establishing aboriginal title, and maybe effectively broadens such title, but it’s going to be a long time and legions of lawyers before all such title is clear. And even once it is, there will still be lawyers, just to adjudicate it all.

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Kardashian speak with forked tongue!

Posted June 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your ever humble, and much maligned reporter weeps for society! POLITICAL CORRECTNESS has gripped our land and the nuts are running the show kids! Reality TV star Khloe Kardashian has sparked outrage online after sporting a traditional Native American headdress to her niece’s lavish birthday bash.Listen boys and girls, if some asshole can […]

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“Assholes of the Day!”

Posted June 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Two! Count ‘em, Two for the price of one! The Government announced the approval of the Northern Gateway pipeline yesterday, which means thousands of jobs and billions of dollars pumped into our economy …., and both Tom Mulcair and Justin Trudeau came out against it! For playing politics, and jeopardizing the economic health of Canada, […]

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HOW! (Know “how”……, want to know when!)

Posted May 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(Derek Nepinak, grand chief of the Assembly of Manitoba Chiefs speaks to the media with other Manitoba Chiefs Jan 10, 2013 in Ottawa Ont. ANDRE FORGET/QMI AGENCY) Folks, it’s time to give Indians a slap-upside-the-head again! Things seem to be going for a shit since Shawn Atleo left, and they don’t look to be getting […]

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Ten Little Indians!

Posted March 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I have stated many times in the past that I am NOT a racist. I don’t like, or dislike, anyone according to their RACE! I am, however, a CULTURALIST! There are certain cultures that have outlived their usefulness and/or relevance …….., or they are never going to do their members any favours! The […]

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Asshole of the Year: Mulcair!

Posted March 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks we have two issues here that need to be addressed today! Both of them revolve around the Indians, and the first is our “Asshole of the Year!” Thomas Mulcair! Tom, (as his friends like to call him) said some “nasty, vicious, and extremely personal” (sic) things about our new Finance Minister Joe Oliver! O.K. […]

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Indians on the warpath again!

Posted March 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

We got trouble down on the Reserve ………………….., the natives are getting restless, and they’re on the warpath again! MONTREAL – Via Rail says a First Nations railroad blockade is affecting movement of its passenger trains between Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal today. The rail service says the blockade in the Napanee, Ont., area between Belleville […]

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Brazeau should have his Indian Status revoked!

Posted January 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, it’s starting to become apparent that the only reason Patrick Brazeau was made a Senator is because he’s an Indian. (Apparently he’s not very good at anything else except being an Indian!) Why? Patrick Brazeau’s tenure at Halifax’s Frank magazine was over very shortly after it began, and that qualifies him as our “Asshole […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion. This is a “normal” winter?

Posted January 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I saw an article about the weather this morning, that said we are having a more normal winter this year! NORMAL! If THIS is normal ………, then bring on “Global Warming” kids! ——————————— Another thing I noticed lately is that any celebrity I have ever heard of, or read about …………….., has either […]

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