OK, this is what happened……………………………, as near as I can figure out! There was a guy and some monkeys! The guy gave one of the monkeys and egg sandwich. He then took the monkey back to a shed where three other monkeys were. Just then a cat showed up, and one of the monkeys threw […]
Dear Readers: I guess if there was any show that would be appropriate for O.J. to appear on ………………………, this would be the one! “Anger Management’ might have kept O.J. out of trouble to begin with! ——————————————- A man with no arms isn’t giving up his fight against a Saskatoon police officer who gave him […]
A few days ago Victor and Andrew, his older brother, were playing what was essentially ‘motionless tag’ in the living room. Basically it was Victor tapping Andrew’s shoulder, then yelling “tag, you’re it”, and Andrew immediately doing the same right … Continue reading →
Dear Readers: We had the Naked News staff go out and collect a few jokes …, here’s some we consider darn funny! ———————————- It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do […]
I just had the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff look through my Google Analytics, and Fedjit traffic statistics for both www.BlogsCanada.ca and www.Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com and was amazed to find out that we have more readers in San Fransisco (Silicon Valley) and Beijing, China than any one city in Canada! (And more total readers […]
So I hear a crazy rumour that Ben Mulroney may soon run for federal office, and under the Liberals no less! So crazy, this rumour may actually be true. I mean, it’s no secret that there are divisions within the Conservative Party, between Harper loyali…
Here’s a few stories for all you people going on vacation in the next few months! The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers from around the world: Put together by the Naked News staff! While taxiing the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a […]
This is a little bit terrifying, in the context of world destruction. Dr. Strangelove was a great movie in the 60s about a military base commander going crazy and ordering a nuclear strike on Russia without Presidential authorization. It should be remade today with another great comedic actor like Steve Carell.
It turns out, MAD was real, and the Russians didn’t tell anyone about it making it pointless. Way to go, crazy Russians.
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE … The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been […]
It wasn’t really too noticeable at first, just an occasional hesitation, like a small pause to collect your thoughts. Just a tiny break in the smooth scroll of everyday events. I thought at first that it might be something inconsequential…………….., like that small tick we all develop at one time or another. But, as time […]
Richard Hughes-Political Blogger
Here is an update from a previous post about the ‘Horganator’ providing a little sharped edged humour and entertainment in the BC legislature yesterday.
Horgan had delighted in pointing out that four visitors in the gallery were defeated Liberal candidates that landed up with politically appointed jobs on the taxpayers tab.
But wait, there’s more! It gets even better, or worse depending on your point of view.
There were five more job winners as Rob Shaw reported in the Colonist.
Well boys and girls, your humble reporter always remembers that Remembrance Day is a good time to remember that we are due for the first snowfall of the year anytime now! Well, guess what kids…………………………….. I wake up on this morning of the 12th of November and this is what I see in my back […]
FOLKS, we are proud to present Canada’s new comedy team! ———————————— Also, I ran into this story today and it just begs repeating!!!!!!!!!! A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous […]
I am coming to agree with my daughter that I deserve the sobriquet Grumpy. Case in point was seeing the entry below on a Facebook entry: How many homophobes does it take to change a light bulb? A: None – They are afraid of change, even if it will make the world a brighter place. [...]
I just saw something interesting, if not disgusting, on TV. They have a sanitation problem in Africa, and there are certain tribes out in the middle of nowhere, that solve the “poop” problem by putting their shit in a plastic bag, then twirling it around their head, and throwing it as far away as possible. […]
(Moses leading the choir in Christmas Carols!) Dear Readers: Reports from California say that Jesus Christ was the ‘guest of honour’ at a Scientology Christmas Party held last weekend. Reports were slow to come in, but the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff have discovered that Moses was also on the celebrities list, […]
While Winnipeggers have endured months of bitter cold, one family is struggling to adjust after arriving in the city from Sierra Leone just eight days ago. When his family first arrived, his children were thrilled to see the snow. They ran out of the airport to play in it. Gibril Bangura, his wife and three […]
Dear Readers; Since we are on the subject of stuff people send in to us here at BlogsCanada.ca, we get a variation of this letter about once a week, and your often bored reporter thought the content was amusing enough to give you a taste of it! ———————————- BABE… i guess your not getting any […]
Inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/08/14/pol-wallin-senate-audit-ndp-dewar-turmel.html
Dear Readers: Not everyone will find these funny! Some might say they are mildly amusing, others will say they are black humor and still more will scratch their heads and wonder………………. BUT, if you find them hilarious, perhaps you had better go talk to someone! ———————————————– JOAO Maria de Souza, 45, was killed when a […]
While some people are up in arms of a OMOV (One-Member One-Vote) amendment, I’m just floored by this.
What has the world come to?? Shameful really, and do we just have ourselves to blame?
Apparently Vin is the new Tom. I’m so not impressed, that I’m thinking of not voting in the People’s Choice Awards this year.
In the spirit of the holidays we here at DWR are going to go easy (for one week at least) on the religiously deluded, thus today’s disservice is a gift, only for religious emergencies mind you.
Filed under: Atheism, Religion Tagged: Emergency Pope, Humour, The DWR Sunday Disservice
Dear Readers: I won’t bother getting into all the sordid details, but the Indians, and most of the left wing shit-disturbers, are all up in arms about Johnny Depp’s portrayal of an Apache! (Personally, I would be more upset about the historical accuracy of some guy in a white hat and a MASK! But what […]
Dear Readers: If I was this guy I would MOVE! This is sort of funny, just not funny ha ha! A 50-year-old Bosnian man believes that aliens are behind the meteorites that have repeatedly struck his home since 2007. Experts at Belgrade University, have confirmed that the six rocks handed to them by Gornji Lajici […]
Here is a refreshingly honest disclosure from the Cable Industry. Finally honesty and disclosure in advertising. Those offended by vulgar language might want to pass on this one.
The U.S. Senator wants to sever his Canadian ties for good. Steve can help.
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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to […]
I’m so sick of the government reading all of my Facebook status updates, and never liking any of them. (Seen on a graphic going around Facebook)
SOCMINT “It had been used, in one case, to arrest ten people who threatened to protest in front of UK Prime Minister David Cameron after organising a meet-up over Twitter.”
Holy, that’s disturbing. Majority Report, anyone? Protesters arrested for planning to protest? Newsflash: Protesting isn’t illegal in a ‘free’ country like England. I guess that rules England out as being free.
“It almost acts like CCTV on the ground for us really,” he (Read more…)
Reports from the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff indicate that most Canadians have not finished their Christmas shopping yet ……, as a matter of fact, a lot of people haven’t even STARTED yet! SO! Here’s a good Xmas gift to consider! Second edition Rob Ford bobble heads go on sale today at […]
This picture graced my inbox this morning. Apparently there were a number placed through the Shawnigan umm, downtown area.
If anyone has any more pictures, background or information feel free to contact me at email@example.com so that we may collaborate.
Will we see more coming? Who dunnit?
Richard Hughes-Let’s Collaborate
BTW I have heard through the grapevine that my name has been connected to the buzz.
Nice enough, but if I had done it there would have been a rooster on the sign, probably my picture and blog address.
Well at least people will be chattering about it, (Read more…)
A consistent homework strategy is something we struggle with in our household. We have tried various forms of incentive programs, better service delivery, more robust and detailed calendars and schedules, pens with smelly ink, pencils that look like giraffes, enhanced […]
Well folks, after exhaustive research over many months, and even years, the Perspective Research Department, along with the Naked News staff, have established irrefutable proof that feminism is the major contributing factor to violence in television and the movies! Without going into great detail and boring statistics on this page, the simple truth is that […]