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Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion: It’s all politics to me!

Posted April 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, while it has never been a gentleman’s game, at least politics was practiced with a certain degree of civility and decorum in the past. MY HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED! It just occurred to me this morning that the veneer of respectability in politics is not only long gone, but despite the apparent differences, there […]

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Kardashian speak with forked tongue!

Posted June 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your ever humble, and much maligned reporter weeps for society! POLITICAL CORRECTNESS has gripped our land and the nuts are running the show kids! Reality TV star Khloe Kardashian has sparked outrage online after sporting a traditional Native American headdress to her niece’s lavish birthday bash.Listen boys and girls, if some asshole can […]

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Cops not only cruel, but nasty too!

Posted March 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

MONTREAL — Montreal police moved quickly Saturday to crack down on an annual protest that has a history of getting out of hand. A crowd of demonstrators gathered outside a busy north-end subway station to denounce police brutality. It was the same location where, this past January, an officer was captured on video telling a […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #7 3/4

Posted June 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Only a farm kid would see it this way! When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” he […]

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Comedy

The Movie Sex Tape Serves Up Online Laughs That Hit Reality #BedroomSpice

Posted July 18, 2014 by Jodi

Being a mom blogger and working online as a basic 24/7 job, I had to make a decision on how much of my personal life I wanted to share. The Internet is crazy, as everything goes completely viral within seconds.  You have to be forever careful about what to share… Read more »

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The science publication “Daily Galaxy” is the height of hypocrisy!

Posted May 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, for a web site that publishes the latest scientific news and commentary, THE DAILY GALAXY (http://www.dailygalaxy.com/) is truly hypocritical in the treatment of dissenting opinions and alternative points of view! I think I have been banned from commenting on any articles they publish in their site! AND! It’s not only me kids, I get […]

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Canadian going to Mars?

Posted January 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

TORONTO — Stephen Fenech is no reluctant astronaut, even though the trip he hopes to make will take him from Earth forever. Toronto’s Fenech is now a one-percenter with the Mars One gang, a project with the goal of colonizing the fourth planet from the sun. Mars One, a not-for-profit Netherlands-based organization behind the colonization […]

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Islamy a Muslim, or not?

Posted July 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

From the Perspective Naked News Department comes a story out of the United States that shows Americans really are a clueless bunch. You’ve already heard that a good percentage of these geniuses don’t believe in evolution, and that the Universe is only 6000 years old, BUT …….., on top of not being born in the […]

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Funny

Stupid Is As Stupid Doesn’t

Posted March 6, 2014 by Chandra Clarke

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File this one under “if only.” Some time ago, German scientist, Hans-Hilger Ropers, announced he was testing a pill that reduces the hyperactivity of certain brain cells, which in turn stabilizes short term memory and improves attentiveness. The researcher claims to have used it successfully with fruit flies and mice; a German newspaper dubbed it […]

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Key, Key.., key-rist it’s cold outside!

Posted February 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

While Winnipeggers have endured months of bitter cold, one family is struggling to adjust after arriving in the city from Sierra Leone just eight days ago. When his family first arrived, his children were thrilled to see the snow. They ran out of the airport to play in it. Gibril Bangura, his wife and three […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #83

Posted May 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

WHEN I SAY I’M BROKE – I’M BROKE! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day; to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple minutes of your time. I would like to demonstrate the very […]

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Entertainment

Who Is Your Favourite Child? This App Will Tell You!

Posted July 25, 2014 by Anonymous

No parent wants to admit it, and every child believes it to be them. The favourite child. Do they actually exist? Well according to a new app created by the people responsible for the amazingly hilarious Modern Family series, the […]

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Big Brother IS watching you!

Posted May 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Abby Deshman, a director with the Canadian Civil Liberties Association, says legislative reform is needed to protect innocent Canadians from unfair disclosure of police records. Folks, you have heard me mention many times in the past that cops not only paid to “uphold” the law……, they very quickly start to think that they “ARE” the […]

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Saturday Morning “Earth Day” Confusion!

Posted March 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I’m not a die hard tree hugger, so I’m turning my lights out for an hour between 2 – 3:00 P.M. today! ————————————————– Remember that kid molester in Thailand who thought he could avoid detection by “swirling” his face as a disguise…………………, only to find out they “un-swirled” his picture and caught him? WELL, […]

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Agriculture

Bought The Farm

Posted May 17, 2014 by Chandra Clarke

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I wonder how many readers out there are contemplating an early retirement, complete with half-formed dreams of moving out to the countryside? You know, escaping the cell phone networks and email boxes to work the land and grow food in some sort of idyllic, slow-moving, rural setting. Boy, have I got news for you. Farming […]

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Comedy

Feminist comedy

Posted July 24, 2014 by The F Word Collective 2

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WARNING: This show contains swearing and sexual content. 
Nicole and Ellie explore the ways comedy can be used …

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“Asshole of the Day” #42

Posted June 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

A man accused of killing his ex-girlfriend, carving up her body and scattering her remains around the Toronto area told a court on Tuesday that it was actually his mother who stabbed the woman to death. Jiang didn’t call police or an ambulance after the gruesome incident that took place in the basement of his […]

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Getting high with Pedro!

Posted January 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

This is almost as good as a Cheech and Chong bit! (It’s also one of the reasons I quite doing drugs!)

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MONTREAL: Sin City!

Posted April 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, the Perspective Research Department has done a lot of fact-finding on this issue, and discovered the real reason Montreal bars can now stay open until the sun comes up! The bars used to close at 3 a.m. and the drunk revelers were the only people on the streets after that. Now, with the later, […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion about what’s real, and what isn’t!

Posted July 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, dinosaurs don’t exist anymore. So why did Steven Spielberg kill a triceratops? Facebook fans didn’t realize that Jay Branscomb was joking when he posted a “disgraceful” photo of a “despicable man” (Namely director Steven Spielberg) posing with a poached triceratops. One Facebook commenter who was in the dark about the animal’s extinction wrote: “Disgusting! […]

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Funny

Tales From The Crib

Posted February 9, 2014 by Chandra Clarke

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The healthcare industry uses a lot of euphemisms. You’ll be familiar with many of these: A doctor will tell you “this may sting a bit,” right before jabbing you with a six-inch needle. The warning label on your prescription will mention “some side effects,” which might include stroke, heart attack or seizures. Getting a private […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #77

Posted March 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Rules of Living Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship, “I apologize” and “You are right.” Everyone seems […]

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What is it with the Jews?

Posted May 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, what is it with the Jews? (I just read about that shooting at a Jewish Museum in Belgium) Speaking as a Canadian, we have problems with Arabs and Muslims, East Indian Sikhs, North American Indians, people from Nigeria, Russian mobsters and strippers, Mennonite drug cartels, crazy U.S. environmentalists and militia’s, whining French Quebecers, aliens […]

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Ya can’t fix stupid!

Posted May 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, what people believe, and what the truth of the matter is, can very often be two different things! Here are some examples of just how ridiculous beliefs can be! Those Boko Haram Islamists believe that a round earth is a Western conspiracy………., as is evolution, immunizations, and Western education. (Including the fact that rain […]

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I’m not at all confused about Saturday morning!

Posted June 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Nope, everything is as “right as rain” if you will pardon the expression. Yesterday was the famous “Friday the 13th” motorcycle rally in Port Dover, Ontario, and as usual, tens of thousand of bikers gathered for the event. Even the rain didn’t seem to deter the hard-core bikers, as the streets of Port Dover filled […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #94

Posted March 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Time for another batch of funnies, boys and girls! ———————————– A thoughtful Scottish Husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub, He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘ Abigail – put your hat and coat on, lassie.’ She replied, ‘Awe Dearheart, that’s […]

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Man stunned, but doesn’t go down!

Posted June 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Nova Scotia Report: A 48-year-old Halifax man will appear in court to face charges today after police first used a stun gun on the suspect …, and then tackled him during an arrest. Staff Sgt. Reid McCoombs says Halifax police responded to a call on Sunday evening alleging the suspect was threatening to shoot another […]

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General

Too Soon?

Posted February 20, 2014 by The Mayor

If you live in England and find the above joke funny, The Mayor suggests you keep your giggles to yourself, or face prosecution (or is it persecution?):
A sandwich shop owner endured eight hours of questioning by police and had his computer seized for three weeks – after making tasteless Nelson Mandela jokes on the internet.
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We got trouble in River City Folks!

Posted June 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, this is wrong on so many levels that I hardly know where to begin! Why this wasn’t one of the main election issues is totally beyond me, but then again, people just seem naturally reticent about asking for my opinion about stuff………, and that’s why I started this “Blog!” SO! How do I begin? […]

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Polar vortex moving on, but deep freeze persists across much of Canada!

Posted January 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The polar vortex may be saying its goodbyes today, but for many Canadians, the bitter deep freeze isn’t going anywhere just yet. Southern Ontario is starting to see some relief today after enduring some severe cold and wind chills from the polar vortex over the past few days. Temperatures in the -20s Celsius and wind […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #91

Posted April 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Time once again for our Sunday Morning Funnies and a recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. —————————————————– MONK’S TRANSLATION A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Michael Jackson

Posted July 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

O.K. 1. Michael Jackson is dead. That’s not funny! 2. These guys went on a binge last night. That’s not funny either! But! What they did this morning with the empty beer bottles is a whole different matter! 3. ——————————————————— Two Scottish nuns in Glasgow sat at a traffic light in their car when a […]

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Quebecers bitchin’ again!

Posted March 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: The old saying goes that history is written by the victors. In Quebec, an addendum may be necessary that notes it is re-written by the victors of the most recent election. That’s right kids, if you thought the bitchin’ French had run out of ways to cause trouble, you’re mistaken ……………………., they have […]

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Asshole of the Day

Asshole of the week!

Posted March 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

An Indiana woman who was suffering from severe stomach pain headed to the hospital. Instead of needing gallbladder surgery, she came home with a healthy baby boy!!!!! (This woman is a retard on so many levels it makes my head swim!) —————————————— After being badgered one too many times about settling down and getting married, […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion: Carey / Carney (?) to quit!

Posted May 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Carey / Carney to quit! Folks, we have received a report here at the Blogs Canada Research Center, and the Perspective Naked News Department, that either Jim Carey, or Jim Carney, is about to quit. Because of poor communication, and computer problems, we don’t know if Jim is quitting the movie business, or politics ………….! […]

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Sunday Religious News! #18

Posted May 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

By Emo Phillips: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant […]

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Dick Cheney is a real Dick!

Posted June 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I have said many times in the past that Dick Cheney is one person who who actually scares me! I can’t say he is totally evil since I don’t believe in the devil, but there is something fundamentally NASTY about him! And, after the disasters he got the United States into during Bush’s term, […]

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Nazi’s should not have sex with black people!

Posted March 31, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: See this woman? (You know her as the film industry’s Kitty Blair, star of the intrepid porn tale Kitty Discovers Sperm!) Kitty is also a candidate and spokesperson for a German right wing Nazi party known as the National Democratic Party of Germany. Only problem is that she was caught this week having sex […]

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Alberta

Alberta P3 News #skpoli

Posted June 18, 2014 by John Klein

Here’s some news hot out of Alberta. Only one of them is satirical. The other satirical bit is that Saskatchewan’s Sask Party recently announced they’d be saving taxpayers millions of dollars by starting a P3 Bike Share like Stettler had. No wait, they said they were going to build P3 schools, after the Alberta model, […]

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Entertainment

SEX-ED?

Posted March 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, this will show you what a seriously CRAZY world we live in! ———– A WARNING TO YOUNG GUYS: IF YOU PICK UP A GIRL AT A BAR, OR PARTY, AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH HER, THE POLITICALLY CORRECT CROWD IS STARTING TO HINT THAT SHE MIGHT NOT BE CONSIDERED “CAPABLE” OF CONSENT ………….., YOU […]

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