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Hoarders: The Pediatric Edition

Posted March 4, 2015 by Anonymous

It is a scientific fact that you can tell your child 500 times to clean his room and he will not hear you, but he will definitely hear the crinkle of a bag of potato chips opened surreptitiously after bedtime. […]

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Entertainment

Dads Strap 33 Pounds To Themselves To Experience Pregnancy

Posted March 2, 2015 by Anonymous

3 Pregnant Dads: Week 1 from The Book of Everyone on Vimeo. Three dads have taken on the challenge of wearing 33lb pregnancy suits, the average weight of a full-term baby belly, to find out what it’s like to be an expectant […]

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Comedy

DVD Review: Birdman

Posted February 27, 2015 by Anonymous

    Synopsis: A washed-up actor, who once played an iconic superhero, battles his ego and attempts to recover his family, his career and himself in the days leading up to…

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Overly “Aggressive” Baby Sparks Outrage In Parents

Posted February 27, 2015 by Anonymous

Written by Kaylin Neely So, it’s generally pretty much agreed upon by everybody that babies don’t really know what they are doing. It’s their defence for kicking, hitting, biting, hair-pulling, throwing, screaming and other fun baby activities. If you Google […]

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FFFF: The UK Labour Party and Female Voters

Posted February 27, 2015 by Anonymous

On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver critiques the UK Labour Party for their pink van gimmick designed to reach out to female voters, and suggests the few remaining ways the party could be even more condescending to women.

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The Funniest Parenting Tweets: Dad Edition

Posted February 26, 2015 by Anonymous

Parenting isn’t always graceful. At some point, parents stop being polite and start getting real. However, instead of having their lives taped, they take to Twitter to air out their feelings about their tiny little permanent roommates. Here are some […]

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Where’s My Mother Of The Year Award?

Posted February 25, 2015 by Anonymous

It’s award show season and I’m just a teeny bit fed up of the red carpet. Maybe I’m just jealous because mine is only red in splotches from fruit punch. Maybe I’m waiting on my Mother of the Year award, […]

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Beepocalypse Now

Posted February 23, 2015 by kate@smalldeadanimals.com

What’s Going on With Canadian Honeybees? (h/t Kevin B)…

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Entertainment

3-Year-Old Taekwondo Student Will Melt Your Heart

Posted February 20, 2015 by Anonymous

Written by Kaylin Neely The Student Creed pledge is required of every student at Leeds Taekwondo studio, even their tiniest one, 3-year-old Sophie Wong. The school says Sophie is their youngest student. The white belt started learning taekwondo about a […]

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Mom For Hire: My Mommy Resume

Posted February 18, 2015 by Anonymous

I have been working for the same organization for the last ten years, so I haven’t spent a lot of time creating resumes. I wondered aloud about what I would put on my mommy resume to showcase the many skills I […]

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Growing A Child Freaked Me Out!

Posted February 12, 2015 by Sara

There are a few things in this life that I struggle to wrap my head around. First off, thinking about dying and having the world go on without me. I don’t mean this in a ‘I’m the King of the […]

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Terrorist Negotiations And Spaghetti Squash

Posted February 11, 2015 by Anonymous

Not negotiating with terrorists seemed reasonable until I went and had a baby. As an infant, my son would hold hostage my bedtime. His witching hour was around 2 am, which gave me the illusion of a dilemma between watching […]

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2-Year-Old ‘Celebrates’ Arrival Of Newborn Sister With Epic Tantrum

Posted February 10, 2015 by Anonymous

Not everyone gets excited over the idea of being an older sibling. And some of them definitely aren’t afraid to show it. It looks like little 2-year-old Piper was more than happy being an only child, because as soon she found […]

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She Lies To Me: A Parenting Anthem

Posted February 4, 2015 by Anonymous

Sometimes I think about what the soundtrack of my parenting. I admit that some days it would be that 54-40 hit, She Lies To Me. I always swore that I would never lie to my children. My parents lied to […]

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Similarities

Posted February 1, 2015 by Boris

I can’t see the difference.

Can you see the difference?

Wanker. Also, it might be fun to match 24/7 Harper videos with their North Korean equivalents.

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Gwyneth Paltrow & GOOP Want You To Steam Your Vagina

Posted January 30, 2015 by Anonymous

Whether you are pro-conscious uncoupling or find yourself grimacing at all things GOOP related, this is one piece of Gwyneth Paltrow advice you might want to think twice about before drinking the Kool-Aid. On her lifestyle blog, Paltrow writes about […]

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My Child, Expert Curator Of Embarrassment

Posted January 28, 2015 by Anonymous

As consumers of technology we are used to having information curated for us based on our preferences and browsing history. This ensures the most relevant products and articles are made available. My child is a curator of sorts himself. Normally, […]

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5 Things I’ve Learned Today

Posted January 28, 2015 by Sara

This morning, Will taught me a couple things and I had an ‘a-ha’ parenting moment. I thought I’d take a minute to share because any one of these things could prove useful to you as you start your day. 1. […]

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Motherhood: It All Comes Out In The Wash

Posted January 14, 2015 by Anonymous

Laundry day is that awkward transition point between “I have absolutely nothing to wear” and “Where the heck am I supposed to put all this stuff?” It’s the one day of the week… month… year that hot yoga shorts or […]

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Entertainment

Watch As Parents Talk To Kids About The Birds & Bees

Posted January 8, 2015 by Anonymous

It is always a bit of an awkward conversation, when we decide to have “The Talk” with our kids. When a discussion about where babies come from gets going, it can get a bit uncomfortable not just for the kids […]

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Photographer Captures Life Of Parents In Amazing Series

Posted January 8, 2015 by Anonymous

Thanks to Pinterest, Instagram and pro iPhone photographers all over the world, we are often presented with idyllic versions of parenthood that leave us wondering why, oh why, is Junior having a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store? […]

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How To Lose Your Mind In 16 Days

Posted January 7, 2015 by Anonymous

“Oh school routine, oh school routine, my sanity enhances,” I have never been so freaking excited to fill a backpack in my entire life. I love extra time with my growing son, but I have carefully and painstakingly planned his […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies # 541

Posted January 4, 2015 by Allan W Janssen

1- I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. 2- I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. 3- I can tell a lot about a woman’s mood […]

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Animals

Don’t

Posted January 1, 2015 by Perogyo

Don’tWritten by: Litsa TrachatosIllustrated by: Virginia JohnsonPublished by: Groundwood BooksPublished on: October 14, 2014Ages: 3+This is a great, silly picture book for preschoolers that introduces animals and grammar, all while giving the&nbsp…

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Five Reasons Why We Kiss On New Year’s Eve

Posted December 31, 2014 by Anonymous

The day is finally here, the last day of 2014. And to celebrate, people around the world will be attending parties, watching fireworks, staying in and popping champagne. No matter what you are doing, there is one tradition that goes […]

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2014: UrbanMoms’ Year In Review

Posted December 30, 2014 by Anonymous

As we approach a brand new year (can you believe we’re only three days away?), we wanted to take a look back at some of the biggest moments of 2014. So join us in a look back at the moments […]

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Entertainment

Best Viral Videos Of 2014: Cute Kids Edition

Posted December 29, 2014 by Anonymous

As we approach the new year, it’s always fun to look back at some of the year’s most viral videos. Notably the adorable and funny children that captured our hearts and took over our newsfeeds in the process. From the […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #552

Posted December 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers Now that Christmas is over and done with: IF YOU SAW A FAT MAN Who’s jolly and cute, Wearing a beard, and a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling and laughing away, While flying around in a miniature sleigh, With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, Then let’s face it… […]

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Reese Witherspoon Reveals Her Own Take On The “Wreath Witherspoon”

Posted December 26, 2014 by Anonymous

We love it when a celebrity can poke fun at themselves. Oftentimes, they seem so unattainable; but every now and then a celebrity steps forward and joins in on a bit of friendly teasing. Wild actress Reese Witherspoon did just […]

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Missing Naps & Car Keys While Always Running Late

Posted December 17, 2014 by Anonymous

The day my child was born, I noticed he looked vaguely like a turtle. He had a round little face on a poky little neck. That resemblance was later reflected in his approach to punctuality. Through the process of learning […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies – 72

Posted December 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race start?” The father answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.” Next day, the little girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, “Many years ago, there were monkeys, from which the […]

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Watch As This 4-Year-Old Boy’s Dream Comes True

Posted December 9, 2014 by Anonymous

Cuteness overload. UPS has just released a commercial that is sure to bring all those happy tears to the surface. Carson is a four-year-old boy from Colorado Springs, CO and more than anything else in the world, Carson loves the […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #78

Posted December 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked withan old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out a distant location. The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, ” […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies! #795

Posted November 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #2213

Posted November 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The Male Cycle: When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, […]

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Entertainment

Barbie Is A Computer Engineer. Well, Kind Of…

Posted November 20, 2014 by Anonymous

In her fifty years of existence, Barbie has had over 150 careers. Even with her insane body proportions and unattainable beauty standards, Barbie has always had one thing going for her: she could do anything. In 1973, she was a […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies! #7768

Posted November 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS : 1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.” 2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I […]

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The Life Lesson Class Is In!

Posted November 11, 2014 by Sara

If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m constantly amazed by the stuff that comes out of Will’s mouth. My #1 wish is that I could take a peek inside of there and see what is driving that little […]

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Entertainment

Sitting Down With Cinderella: An Interview With Danielle Wade

Posted November 10, 2014 by Sonya

Ross Petty and his production team are getting ready for the 19th annual holiday family musical. We can’t wait to see what antics are in store in the new CINDERELLA, The Gags To Riches Family Musical. If you haven’t experienced a […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies #11

Posted November 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of […]

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