You might remember a quote by Pierre Elliot Trudeau: “The government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation!” WELL, tell that to the CRTC! Yesterday, the CRTC issued a broadcast notice saying AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and the gay-oriented Maleflixxx were all failing to reach the required 35% threshold for […]
Folks, today is my birthday, and I’m tellin’ ya this for two reasons! First of all, I always knew I would be this age someday ……………………….., I just never thought it would get here this fast! And second: Technology is an amazing thing. The “Google” people know that today is my birthday, so the logo […]
An Indiana woman who was suffering from severe stomach pain headed to the hospital. Instead of needing gallbladder surgery, she came home with a healthy baby boy!!!!! (This woman is a retard on so many levels it makes my head swim!) —————————————— After being badgered one too many times about settling down and getting married, […]
Rules of Living Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship, “I apologize” and “You are right.” Everyone seems […]
This picture graced my inbox this morning. Apparently there were a number placed through the Shawnigan umm, downtown area.
If anyone has any more pictures, background or information feel free to contact me at email@example.com so that we may collaborate.
Will we see more coming? Who dunnit?
Richard Hughes-Let’s Collaborate
BTW I have heard through the grapevine that my name has been connected to the buzz.
Nice enough, but if I had done it there would have been a rooster on the sign, probably my picture and blog address.
Well at least people will be chattering about it, (Read more…)
While Winnipeggers have endured months of bitter cold, one family is struggling to adjust after arriving in the city from Sierra Leone just eight days ago. When his family first arrived, his children were thrilled to see the snow. They ran out of the airport to play in it. Gibril Bangura, his wife and three […]
Singer Katy Perry has upset members of the Muslim community by featuring “blasphemous” imagery in the music video for her new hit Dark Horse. In the promo, the Roar hitmaker plays an Egyptian queen who has the power to zap her subjects with lightning and turn them into sand, and she has offended Muslims by […]
Funny how things George was talking about are still, well, problematic today. Filed under: Humour Tagged: Carlin, Republicans
Folks, your bewildered reporter can’t understand the controversy surrounding the RCMP’s actions in High River, Alberta! (Well, at least the name of the town is appropriate!) Look bunky, it’s plain and simple! If ya want to check if there is someone in the house that’s in tro0uble, you either walk up to the door, or […]
This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing OK, if you get none right you better go for counseling. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one. Giraffe Test 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on […]
I set myself a challenge to get these done before the Olympics closing ceremonies, and I did! Filed under: Arts, Humour
I was standing at the bar in Dublin, Ireland and this small Chinese guy comes in, standsnext to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martialarts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?” He says “No, why the fruck you ask me that? Is it because I […]
I’m glad we can trust the people we elect, to do the things they say and not deceive us, even in interests of the greater good.
Filed under: Humour Tagged: greater good, Humour, Jon Stewart, NSA, Spying
These videos are guilty pleasure of mine. :>
Filed under: Humour Tagged: Cinema Sins, Curse of the Black Pearl, Humour
Here is a refreshingly honest disclosure from the Cable Industry. Finally honesty and disclosure in advertising. Those offended by vulgar language might want to pass on this one.
FOLKS, we are proud to present Canada’s new comedy team! ———————————— Also, I ran into this story today and it just begs repeating!!!!!!!!!! A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous […]
Folks, every once in a while I get REAL proud of some of the stories you will find on these pages …….! They’re not your normal run-of-the-mill news items! This is definitely one of them! A herd of dairy cows nearly lifted the roof off their barn in central Germany when methane released by the […]
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got […]
We have another batch of Sunday Morning Funnies to make your day start with a chuckle folks! ————————————- A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week […]
A jesus I can get behind. Gore and silliness warning. Filed under: Humour Tagged: Atheism, DWR Friday Movie Interlude, Fist of Jesus, Humour, Religion, Zombie
The polar vortex may be saying its goodbyes today, but for many Canadians, the bitter deep freeze isn’t going anywhere just yet. Southern Ontario is starting to see some relief today after enduring some severe cold and wind chills from the polar vortex over the past few days. Temperatures in the -20s Celsius and wind […]
I’m amused. The denizens of Bullshite Mountain just *will not* give in to reason. We are messing with the earth’s climate and the best the right wingnutz can do is blame the government for attempting to infringe on their right to destroy biosphere. I’m thinking that when New York is underwater, and Florida an undersea park, then… then we might start getting stuff done when it comes to maintaining our environment. Jon Stewart attempts and fails to remain apolitical when the crazy overwhelms him and forces his hand. One cannot just *not* comment when (Read more…)
TORONTO — Stephen Fenech is no reluctant astronaut, even though the trip he hopes to make will take him from Earth forever. Toronto’s Fenech is now a one-percenter with the Mars One gang, a project with the goal of colonizing the fourth planet from the sun. Mars One, a not-for-profit Netherlands-based organization behind the colonization […]
Here’s a few stories for all you people going on vacation in the next few months! The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers from around the world: Put together by the Naked News staff! While taxiing the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a […]
In the spirit of the holidays we here at DWR are going to go easy (for one week at least) on the religiously deluded, thus today’s disservice is a gift, only for religious emergencies mind you.
Filed under: Atheism, Religion Tagged: Emergency Pope, Humour, The DWR Sunday Disservice
Browsing the time sink known as Reddit today I came across a very cool comic showing someone building a chat-bot to debate a theist. I googled the title of the comic and found the original as well a very awesome comic called Bag of Toast. I highly recommend checking it out.
The comic in question:
This made me think that I would love a chat bot to debate the theists, global warming deniers, anti-vaccine advocates, scumbags MRAs, or anyone I disagree with but constantly have to have 101 level discussions with. It would be wonderful. But then the Reddit community (Read more…)
Folks, Tokyo has been ravaged, razed, burnt, scoured and decimated several times over by Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and Gamera ………, but each time they re-built and life went on! Gotta hand it to those Orientals, not much gets them down! BUT! This time they might not get away so easily: A GIANT DUCK HAS INVADED […]
I had one of those odd dreams recently; a crazy mix of future and past, where rotary dial phones and smart phones co-existed, where past and future intersected. A retro-future dream. I was in Collingwood, an odd Collingwood, but it was still my home town: recognizable,familiar, but also changed. Modernized in striking ways, old-fashioned in […]
January: SunTV applies for corporate welfare, arguing that they cannot survive unless the government forces people to watch them.
Later this year, they would give Rob and Doug Ford their own show…before cancelling it faster than Lucky 7.
Whoever could have guessed this fine young man would find himself at the centre of so much controversy?
February: Patrick Brazeau is knocked out of the Tory caucus. While the Senate has yet to change rules around travel expenses, they were quick to pass a “no pictures of senators in thongs” bill.
March: In what was really the only (Read more…)
(Jenny, from the Naked News staff enjoying today’s jokes!) ——————————————– Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer’s down. You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t […]
Dear Readers: The Mrs. Herself and I watched ‘Dirty Rotten Scoundrels’ again last night and I have to tell ya ……………, I don’t like Steve Martin. As a matter of fact, I don’t even ‘get’ Steve Martin! Now don’t get me wrong folks, Steve is adored by millions of fans and I hear that he […]
A few nights ago I was watching the greatest Christmas movie ever made, Die Hard, and flipping over to A Christmas Carol during the commercials. When I was a kid the Scrooge movie freaked me out just enough so I … Continue reading →
I went down to Timmies to pick up a Double double for my coworker who is on the Pogey so they couldn’t afford it. While I was there I bought some All-dressed chips because my friend dumped my last bag into the Chesterfield after almost spilling their pop. The rain last night was a real soaker, which was too bad because farmers just got dinged by the latest change in programs. The Conservatives should really be turfed out of Ottawa, and it’ll happen if the other parties give’r. Anyway, I was pulling into the parkade at work, but some hoser (Read more…)
Reports from the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff indicate that most Canadians have not finished their Christmas shopping yet ……, as a matter of fact, a lot of people haven’t even STARTED yet! SO! Here’s a good Xmas gift to consider! Second edition Rob Ford bobble heads go on sale today at […]
(Moses leading the choir in Christmas Carols!) Dear Readers: Reports from California say that Jesus Christ was the ‘guest of honour’ at a Scientology Christmas Party held last weekend. Reports were slow to come in, but the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff have discovered that Moses was also on the celebrities list, […]
Dear Readers: We had the Naked News staff go out and collect a few jokes …, here’s some we consider darn funny! ———————————- It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do […]