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Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Funnies #8

Posted June 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Why Parents Go Gray The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper, “Hello.” “Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk […]

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Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Funnies #7 3/4

Posted June 15, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Only a farm kid would see it this way! When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” he […]

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Allan's Perspective

Sunday Religious News! #18

Posted May 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

By Emo Phillips: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant […]

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Allan's Perspective

Sunday Morning Funnies # 117

Posted May 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her > girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged > man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off > him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked > directly […]

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Allan's Perspective

Saturday Morning Confusion: The Naked Truth!

Posted May 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Seems the politically correct crowd has raised another bullshit issue that has me more confused on this Saturday morning than ever before! A bunch of kindergarten kids were out in the yard playing and they got into some water and proceeded to get soaking wet! (These are 4 and 5 year old kids, folks!) Rather […]

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Allan's Perspective

Outrage vs. Ignorance! A Truly Sterling Performance!

Posted April 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, the Sterling scandal has taken on a life of its own, and is getting far too much attention…………………, much more than it deserves! With this in mind I am going to make a few comments, and then never mention the subject again. First of all: Donald Sterling made those unfortunate, stupid and racist remarks […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies # 43

Posted April 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Two medical students were walking along the street when they noticed an old man. He was walking slowly with his legs spread apart. He looked stiff. One of them said, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.” The other said, “No, I don’t think so. He has Zovitzki Syndrome because he walks slowly […]

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Dogged Determination

Posted April 14, 2014 by Chandra Clarke

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This week, from the department of teaching old dogs new tricks: Bonnie Bergin wants you to teach your dog to read. Bergin, who is well-respected as a dog trainer and who also has a background in human education, says the idea isn’t as far… er… fetched as you might think. She reminds us that dogs […]

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Bizarre/Oddities

“Missing Link” Discovered!

Posted April 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Great news from the Perspective Research Department folks. Rumour has it that we are about to make a giant leap forward in our knowledge of early computer games. Far from Raiders of the Last Ark, a team of archeologists, sociologists and gaming fans plans to dig up a New Mexico landfill this month in search […]

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Stupid Is As Stupid Doesn’t

Posted March 6, 2014 by Chandra Clarke

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File this one under “if only.” Some time ago, German scientist, Hans-Hilger Ropers, announced he was testing a pill that reduces the hyperactivity of certain brain cells, which in turn stabilizes short term memory and improves attentiveness. The researcher claims to have used it successfully with fruit flies and mice; a German newspaper dubbed it […]

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Entertainment

SEX-ED?

Posted March 2, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, this will show you what a seriously CRAZY world we live in! ———– A WARNING TO YOUNG GUYS: IF YOU PICK UP A GIRL AT A BAR, OR PARTY, AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH HER, THE POLITICALLY CORRECT CROWD IS STARTING TO HINT THAT SHE MIGHT NOT BE CONSIDERED “CAPABLE” OF CONSENT ………….., YOU […]

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Commentary

Quebecers bitchin’ again!

Posted March 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: The old saying goes that history is written by the victors. In Quebec, an addendum may be necessary that notes it is re-written by the victors of the most recent election. That’s right kids, if you thought the bitchin’ French had run out of ways to cause trouble, you’re mistaken ……………………., they have […]

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Tales From The Crib

Posted February 9, 2014 by Chandra Clarke

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The healthcare industry uses a lot of euphemisms. You’ll be familiar with many of these: A doctor will tell you “this may sting a bit,” right before jabbing you with a six-inch needle. The warning label on your prescription will mention “some side effects,” which might include stroke, heart attack or seizures. Getting a private […]

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Asshole of the Day

Big and Small Stuff!

Posted January 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: We have some big ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. and small stuff for ya today! Matter of fact, it’s big, small, fast, slow, interesting, boring and just plain silly! ————————————– Here’s a guy that I dislike more than just about anybody else because he is so full of himself ………………….., Steven Seagal! Remind me to tell you […]

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