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Animals

World Map Reveals How Countries Are Divided Between Cat And Dog Lovers

Posted July 28, 2014 by Anonymous

Overall, most states in the U.S. have a balanced cat-dog ratio. But, it’s a different story when you look at the rest of the world, where the loyalty of some countries clearly favors one type of furry companion over the other. Read more…

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Books

When Religion Becomes a Trap Rather Than a Safety Net

Posted July 28, 2014 by Anonymous

“My situation isn’t isolated to Mormonism. But to suggest that it doesn’t exist in Mormonism is just bullshit. Abuse of power happens in every religion.”

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Culture

Daily Headlines: News From the Internet for July 25, 2014

Posted July 25, 2014 by Jack Landau

Urban

Will co-op housing work on Toronto Islands?; Give Toronto officers body cameras and Tasers, lethal-force report says; John Tory seeks a ruling before election on integrity commissioner’s Rob Ford investigation; and more news…

TDSB told cost to install solar panels higher than expected, leaving roof replacements in doubt (National Post)

John Tory seeks a ruling before election on integrity commissioner’s Rob Ford investigation (Globe and Mail)

’90s rapper Snow goes to Toronto city hall and shows his support for Rob Ford (Video) (National Post)

Brampton Mayor Susan Fennell gets substantial salary boost (Toronto Star)

Give Toronto officers body cameras and Tasers, lethal-force report says (Globe and Mail)

Will co-op housing work on Toronto Islands? (Toronto Star)

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Allan's Perspective

Stop, BANG, or I’ll shoot!

Posted July 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well, well, just like dash cameras lessened incidents of violence during police traffic stops, so too will personal cameras on individual cops alleviate many of the problems associated with “police officers” shooting and beating on civilians …………………….., whether they deserve it or not! That, combined with the judicious use of Tasers instead of guns, will […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion #17

Posted July 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, a lot of confusion about stuff like climate change, evolution, and a whole bunch of other scientific issues lately! This article discusses how equal time is not really appropriate for a clearly false or uninformed position! The metaphor that a coin has two sides is a powerful one, and the temptation to look at […]

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Lets get things back into Perspective here! #1

Posted July 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, let’s get things back into perspective here! Your humble and overworked reporter has to set things right on certain occasions, so we here at the Perspective Research Department, along with the staff at Naked News, are going to provide a regular feature here on BlogsCanada.ca called…………………………, LET’S GET THINGS BACK INTO PERSPECTIVE HERE! We […]

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Great lines from great movies!

Posted July 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The weekend is coming and the Mrs. Herself and I have decided to go to the movies. We have a method that keeps everybody happy folks! The Mrs. Herself checks the movie times and finds two movies in the same cineplex, at about the same time, that we can see! For example, she wants to […]

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I’m Normal!

Posted July 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

So ya say that life is getting you down! Your wife is a bitch, and your son is a clown. The mother-in-law is crazy, and last night is real hazy! Even the job is the pits, and life is the shits! There’s no money to spend, and ya don’t have a friend! IS THAT WHAT’S […]

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Convert to Islam or face the sword!

Posted June 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Christianity is on the run in the Middle-East folks! Won’t be long before Israel is the only place they will be safe! “Iraqi Christians flee cities captured by extremists known to kill non-Muslims:” That was the stark message Christians in the Syrian city of Raqqa received when ultra-fundamentalist Sunni extremists, proclaiming themselves to be members […]

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Dick Cheney is a real Dick!

Posted June 20, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I have said many times in the past that Dick Cheney is one person who who actually scares me! I can’t say he is totally evil since I don’t believe in the devil, but there is something fundamentally NASTY about him! And, after the disasters he got the United States into during Bush’s term, […]

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I’m not at all confused about Saturday morning!

Posted June 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Nope, everything is as “right as rain” if you will pardon the expression. Yesterday was the famous “Friday the 13th” motorcycle rally in Port Dover, Ontario, and as usual, tens of thousand of bikers gathered for the event. Even the rain didn’t seem to deter the hard-core bikers, as the streets of Port Dover filled […]

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All is fair in love and war….and politics!

Posted June 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Down in the U.S, of A. it looks more and more as if Hillary Clinton will run for the Presidency in 2016. Just to show you how nasty the Republicans can be, they’re sticking to their story that Hillary got brain damage when she bumped her head a few months ago! (I can tell ya […]

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We got trouble in River City Folks!

Posted June 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, this is wrong on so many levels that I hardly know where to begin! Why this wasn’t one of the main election issues is totally beyond me, but then again, people just seem naturally reticent about asking for my opinion about stuff………, and that’s why I started this “Blog!” SO! How do I begin? […]

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I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot allow you to jepardize the mission!

Posted June 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Yesterday, at a University of Reading demonstration in London, a computer convinced human judges that it was actually a 13-year-old Ukrainian boy. By convincing one-third of the judging panel of its humanity, it became the computer ever to pass the famous Turing Test. ` The Turing Test is a controversial test invented by Alan Turing […]

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Gun Size Tied to Dick Size?

Posted June 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well, folks, we finally did it! The Perspective Research Department, along with the Naked News staff, have finally found a direct correlation between guns and dick size! After years of study and conjecture, we began to realize that men in the NRA had a unusual, and unhealthy fascination ………, no, let’s make that OBSESSION, with […]

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Sunday Morning Funnies # 22

Posted June 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

————-The Job Interview An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion does cartwheels!

Posted June 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your ever curious reporter is confused about why she would ever do this in the first place? We have changed, and hidden, the names and addresses of those involved, so that we don’t unnecessarily embarrass anyone, but just the same it’s a pretty strange story folks! A ******** woman will have to keep […]

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The hell with Keystone: We’ll do it the hard way!

Posted May 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well folks, since the Keystone XL pipeline doesn’t seem to be going anywhere fast, officials are now talking about sending the Tar Sands oil down south by RAIL! There’s nothing to stop them from doing that ……….., ! BUT! It’s not nearly as efficient, safe, or environmentally friendly! (Just look at the Lac-Mégantic train de-railment!) […]

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Big Brother IS watching you!

Posted May 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Abby Deshman, a director with the Canadian Civil Liberties Association, says legislative reform is needed to protect innocent Canadians from unfair disclosure of police records. Folks, you have heard me mention many times in the past that cops not only paid to “uphold” the law……, they very quickly start to think that they “ARE” the […]

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Do we live in a police state? God damned right we do!

Posted May 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

OK folks, here’s the scene: The engineer in charge of that train in blew up in Lac-Megantic last year has been charged! BUT! That’s not the reason for this article bunky! OH NO! NOW! HERE’S THE RUB, KIDS, AND WHY THESE COPS ARE OUR “ASSHOLES OF THE DAY!” The train engineer knew the cops were […]

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DUCK!

Posted May 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Most of us were blissfully unaware, but a huge asteroid the size of a double-decker bus careered past the Earth over the weekend. The space rock flew within 186,000 miles of the planet after being spotted by astronomers a few days before. While the distance from the planet might seem big, the asteroid in fact […]

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Ya can’t fix stupid!

Posted May 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, what people believe, and what the truth of the matter is, can very often be two different things! Here are some examples of just how ridiculous beliefs can be! Those Boko Haram Islamists believe that a round earth is a Western conspiracy………., as is evolution, immunizations, and Western education. (Including the fact that rain […]

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Armageddon is closer than we think!

Posted May 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well kids, today we are either going to educate you …………… or bore you. Depends on what you consider important! ——————————– Folks, it is a human tendency to NOT worry about, or plan, for a world wide disaster that is surely coming. Oh, there’s the danger of nuclear war, global warming, mass starvation, a world-wide […]

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Youth: It’s in the blood!

Posted May 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well get a load of THIS! Two separate teams of scientists have announced that blood transfusions from young individuals make older individuals younger, fixing their hearts and curing aging brains. Speaking to the New York Times, Harvard Medical School’s professor of neurology Rudolph Tanzi, “these findings could be a game changer.” Tanzi, who is not […]

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Bolero!

Posted May 3, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

- – WHAT A SAD DAY WHEN THE HUMAN RACE IS NO MORE! – - FOR THEN OUR MUSIC WILL BE LOST AS WELL! –   LET US HOPE OUR MUSIC SURVIVES ……………, SO THEY MAY KNOW WE WERE HERE!

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Islam must be stopped!

Posted May 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(Muslim students protesting the use of pork products at “Subway” shops!) Folks, your long suffering reporter tries to live by that old motto: “Live, and let live,” but I gotta tell ya that it’s becoming increasingly difficult to contain my sense of outrage! The Muslims in Great Britain are at it again! (Well O.K. in […]

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MONTREAL: Sin City!

Posted April 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, the Perspective Research Department has done a lot of fact-finding on this issue, and discovered the real reason Montreal bars can now stay open until the sun comes up! The bars used to close at 3 a.m. and the drunk revelers were the only people on the streets after that. Now, with the later, […]

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Can we make an entire University administration our “Assholes of the Day?”

Posted April 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Enough has been said about the debacle at University of Regina, and how they tried to shut up a anti-abortion protester by having him arrested, that I don’t think my two cents worth will add or subtract significantly from the discussion. HOWEVER, the tendency, especially among our academic institutions, to muzzle free speech […]

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Rob Ford: Why does the term “white trash” keep coming to mind?

Posted April 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The more I hear about Rob Ford, the more the term “white trash” comes to mind! One of the first members of Rob Ford’s campaign team is the co-host of an online marijuana show, High F—ers, in which he smokes joints until he vomits, tells profane stories while high, and dedicates his drug use to […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About Rob Ford Reality Show!

Posted April 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

STOP THE PRESSES FOLKS: An American production company wants to record the everyday life of Rob Ford, Toronto’s crack-smoking half-mayor, and turn him into a reality television star. Ford might be the perfect reality television star! The Globe and Mail‘s Ann Hui reports that Pilgrim Studios, the company responsible for The Ultimate Fighter, American Chopper, Dirty […]

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Quebec Real Estate on Hold Until After Election!

Posted March 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(PLEASE NOTE QUEBEC’S POST-REFERENDUM SHAPE ………….., IT ACQUIRED LABRADOR, BUT LOST THE SOUTH SHORE!) The Quebec election has real-estate agents on both sides of the Quebec-Ontario border agreeing on one thing: the market is on hold as home buyers await the outcome. Realtors say a Parti Quebecois majority on April 7 would likely result in […]

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Ya can’t fix stupid!

Posted March 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I would like to show an article here that I think exemplifies what is wrong with a lot of people in general! Here is a guy who was dead set against GMO’s (genetically modified foods) the same as some people are bent out of shape about fluoridation of water, immunization shots, climate change, nuclear […]

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“Asshole of the Day” – Quebec Separatists!

Posted March 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, it constantly amazes me how some groups can live in their own world, without regard for anything we like to call “common sense!” Oh, there’s the people on the west coast who believe in all that new age stuff, there’s the religious types who get brainwashed by church “doctrine,” there’s various ethnic groups that […]

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Key, Key.., key-rist it’s cold outside!

Posted February 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

While Winnipeggers have endured months of bitter cold, one family is struggling to adjust after arriving in the city from Sierra Leone just eight days ago. When his family first arrived, his children were thrilled to see the snow. They ran out of the airport to play in it. Gibril Bangura, his wife and three […]

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So far, no death threats for Katy Perry!

Posted February 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Singer Katy Perry has upset members of the Muslim community by featuring “blasphemous” imagery in the music video for her new hit Dark Horse. In the promo, the Roar hitmaker plays an Egyptian queen who has the power to zap her subjects with lightning and turn them into sand, and she has offended Muslims by […]

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Gay is not O.K. at Sochi!

Posted February 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, a lot of people might read this headline and think the article is in defence of Gay Rights. But it’s NOT! It’s not about right, or wrong, or gay or sad, or any other queer reason at all. It’s about being STUPID! And it also makes this woman our “Asshole of the day!” An […]

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Hooker delight at Superbowl!

Posted January 31, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The Superbowl doesn’t just attract football fans, bunky! Police are also expecting a major influx of HOOKERS from all across the States! ———————————————— Speaking of the Superbowl: More women are victims of domestic violence on Super Bowl Sunday than on any other day of the year. (Probably from trying to hide the remote!) —————————————————— Watch […]

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Posted January 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Traffic inches along the connector of Interstate’s 75 and 85 as snow blankets Metro Atlanta on Tuesday afternoon, Jan. 28, 2014 as seen from the Pryor Street overpass. Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal is preparing to declare a state of emergency as a winter storm coats the region with snow and ice. State transportation officials said […]

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