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Allan's Perspective

Wynne: “Asshole of the day!”

Posted April 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Premier Kathleen Wynne’s brother-in-law has been named the interim chief executive of e-Health Ontario, a move that raised the hackles of New Democrats at Queen’s Par. Folks, after everything that has happened to the Liberals in Ontario, this sort of thing does not surprise me! It doesn’t matter what the circumstances are: It doesn’t matter […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About XL Pipeline!

Posted April 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: First of all we have some news from the town of Kitimat, way out in the wilds of British Columbia. You know about Kitimat, that’s the place where the XL pipeline is supposed to feed into a marine terminal for shipping oil overseas! Well, the tree huggers have been poring all sorts of […]

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The next step in “Political Correctness” is here!

Posted April 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, we got trouble in River City! Or at least in the University of River city! For any of you that thought “political correctness” was stupid, GET A LOAD OF THIS! University students have come up with an even more bizarre and asinine concept called “TRIGGER WARNINGS!” (That’s right kids, from now on, anytime a […]

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North Americans Don’t Care About Climate Change Any More Than They Did in 1979!

Posted April 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, just over one-third of north Americans worry “a great deal” about climate change, down one percent from 1989. That despite nearly every other climate change metric — temperatures, sea levels, carbon dioxide concentration, and major storms — continuing to steadily increase. By Philip Bump Gallup released the new data on Friday, noting that Canadians and Americans show […]

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April Fools Day?

Posted April 1, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY! The origins of April Fools’ Day, known for its tricks and pranks, are rather murky. One likely explanation is April Fools was “a hazing ritual” to welcome spring, said Alex Boese, curator of the website Museum of Hoaxes. Many cultures celebrated the beginning of the new season with “mischief, misbehavior […]

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Quebec Real Estate on Hold Until After Election!

Posted March 30, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

(PLEASE NOTE QUEBEC’S POST-REFERENDUM SHAPE ………….., IT ACQUIRED LABRADOR, BUT LOST THE SOUTH SHORE!) The Quebec election has real-estate agents on both sides of the Quebec-Ontario border agreeing on one thing: the market is on hold as home buyers await the outcome. Realtors say a Parti Quebecois majority on April 7 would likely result in […]

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Saturday Morning “Earth Day” Confusion!

Posted March 29, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I’m not a die hard tree hugger, so I’m turning my lights out for an hour between 2 – 3:00 P.M. today! ————————————————– Remember that kid molester in Thailand who thought he could avoid detection by “swirling” his face as a disguise…………………, only to find out they “un-swirled” his picture and caught him? WELL, […]

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“We’re doing this work, so that you don’t have to see the filth that we see.”

Posted March 28, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

They work anonymously to scrub the Internet of the most graphic and disturbing material. Images and videos depicting child pornography, war-zone atrocities and animal abuse are some of the things they’re paid to view on a regular basis. They look at it so we don’t have to. But who are these digital do-gooders? They’re Internet […]

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Ten Little Indians!

Posted March 27, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I have stated many times in the past that I am NOT a racist. I don’t like, or dislike, anyone according to their RACE! I am, however, a CULTURALIST! There are certain cultures that have outlived their usefulness and/or relevance …….., or they are never going to do their members any favours! The […]

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Enough with winter, already!

Posted March 26, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

The Maritimes are beautiful in the summer folks, but God help you if you’re there in the winter! A storm, which could be the worst of the season, is expected to hit the East Coast late this morning and continue through the night. During the day 20 to 30 centimeters is expected and a further […]

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Ya can’t fix stupid!

Posted March 25, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I would like to show an article here that I think exemplifies what is wrong with a lot of people in general! Here is a guy who was dead set against GMO’s (genetically modified foods) the same as some people are bent out of shape about fluoridation of water, immunization shots, climate change, nuclear […]

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England’s legal system being replaced by Sharia Law!

Posted March 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well, bunky, they did it! Not able to implement Sharia Law through the government, Muslim lawyers have started to infiltrate the judicial system from within. They are using the legal system itself to introduce Sharia Law through the back door in England! (I say in England, because this would NEVER happen in Scotland, believe me, […]

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Enough with the sports on TV!

Posted March 24, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Bridget Trogden and Dwayne Lawson ramped up the laughs a bit this weekend when Bridget got tired of Dwayne being glued to the TV all weekend watching sports! ——————————————– Congrats, again! Just a few weeks after Stacy Keibler secretly married boyfriend Jared Pobre in an intimate beachside ceremony in Mexico, the former professional wrestler and […]

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Police State!

Posted March 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: We here at Perspective have constantly warned about the militarization of our domestic police departments, and one of the biggest indicators of how North America is turning into a police state is exemplified in this article by “The Economist!”! ——————– FROM the way police entered the house—helmeted and masked, guns drawn and shields […]

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Macintosh computer is 30!

Posted March 23, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

This week in the year 1984 was a watershed for the personal computing market, a year which saw Apple introduce the Macintosh and forever change the way people looked at desktops. On the 30th anniversary of that release, there was no shortage of coverage looking at the historic launch of the Mac and its impact […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion: Canada’s new comedy team!

Posted March 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, I don’t think we have to go into any long explanations about the title of today’s blog, do we? ——————————————– I don’t know how to describe this next story except to give it to ya straight: (This is one guy to which you should never say: “Give me a hand, would you!”) http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-hacks-hand-sets-fire-3269977#ixzz2wh86zzLx Follow […]

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Reagan Schmeagan!

Posted March 22, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Guest post by The Examiner: If you ever happen to come across a Republican on television these days, chances are that you will hear the name Ronald Reagan. Recent Republican debates are the perfect example of the love fest that the current Republican party has for Reagan as each candidate name drops the former president […]

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Asshole of the Year: Mulcair!

Posted March 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks we have two issues here that need to be addressed today! Both of them revolve around the Indians, and the first is our “Asshole of the Year!” Thomas Mulcair! Tom, (as his friends like to call him) said some “nasty, vicious, and extremely personal” (sic) things about our new Finance Minister Joe Oliver! O.K. […]

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Quebec Separated January 1, 2014!

Posted March 21, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Word comes to us today from the Perspective Research Department that the former province of Quebec held a secret vote last year and separated from the rest of Canada on the first of January, 2014! According to the conditions (set down by Quebec) they are now a completely autonomous country and have severed […]

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Indians on the warpath again!

Posted March 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

We got trouble down on the Reserve ………………….., the natives are getting restless, and they’re on the warpath again! MONTREAL – Via Rail says a First Nations railroad blockade is affecting movement of its passenger trains between Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal today. The rail service says the blockade in the Napanee, Ont., area between Belleville […]

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Dick Tracy “Wrist Computer” is here!

Posted March 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well folks, it finally happened! Dick Tracy’s “wrist radio” of the 1940’2 or his “wrist TV” of the 1960′s is now available! (Only it’s more of a “wrist computer” called a “SMART WATCH!”) Wait a minute, I can hear you say………………., what about the small size of the touch-screen? WELL, it’s NOT a “touch-screen.” Nope! […]

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‘Perfect storm’ of crises could unravel global system!

Posted March 19, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

This NASA Earth Observatory image shows a storm system circling around an area of extreme low pressure in 2010, which many scientists attribute to climate change. Photograph: AFP/Getty Images. (Natural and social scientists develop new model of how ‘perfect storm’ of crises could unravel global system.) Dear Readers: This article is important enough that we […]

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Florida man: “Piss on you!”

Posted March 18, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, the dictionary definition of a “Misogynist” is a man who hates women. With that in mind we have a guy here who not only takes the cake, but wins our “Asshole of the Day” award as well. I mean, this is really nasty! Seems the guy walks up to a woman, or bunch of […]

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Permit? We don’t need no stinkin’ permit!

Posted March 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Various law enforcement agencies around the United States and Canada are starting to get real “pissed’ at people who run around calling themselves “Freemen of the Land!” (“Freemen on the land” are a loose group of people who claim that all statute law is contractual, and that such law is applicable only if […]

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Rob Ford has stroke!

Posted March 17, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, were are getting reports that Rob Ford was seen staggering around and talking with a slurred voice last Saturday night! (Since the Mayor swore he quit drinking, we here at the Perspective Research Department can only conclude that he had some sort of a STROKE, and we wish him a speedy recovery!) We are […]

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Cops not only cruel, but nasty too!

Posted March 16, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

MONTREAL — Montreal police moved quickly Saturday to crack down on an annual protest that has a history of getting out of hand. A crowd of demonstrators gathered outside a busy north-end subway station to denounce police brutality. It was the same location where, this past January, an officer was captured on video telling a […]

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“Asshole of the Day” – Quebec Separatists!

Posted March 14, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, it constantly amazes me how some groups can live in their own world, without regard for anything we like to call “common sense!” Oh, there’s the people on the west coast who believe in all that new age stuff, there’s the religious types who get brainwashed by church “doctrine,” there’s various ethnic groups that […]

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Ezra Levant won’t be silenced!

Posted March 13, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: I am not going to name any names so that I don’t get sued as well, but our friend Ezra Levant has just spent the last ten days in court after being sued by a bunch of Muslims for talking about how they tried to get Hamas and Hezbollah taken off the government […]

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Goodbye Afghanistan, Goodbye!

Posted March 12, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Today, for the first time in many years, we are no longer stuck in a hole called Afghanistan. Your much maligned reporter keeps saying we should just build a fence around the Middle-East and only take it down after everyone there has regained their senses, or killed themselves off, but we both know this is […]

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Today is bitch and complain day!

Posted March 11, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

O.K. folks, time for me to rant and rave again about life’s injuries and injustice ……., the inappropriate, insensitive, incessant, incoherent, incontrovertible assault on our morals and senses from morning till night! (I think the reason I’m in such a foul mood today is because I just had my SECOND colonoscopy in less than a […]

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Down in the dumps, or, watching your life drain away!

Posted March 10, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, this sounds like a story I heard on “The Vinyl Cafe,”on CBC radio ………., except this one is real life: An Oklahoma man says he wound up stuck in a storm drain for two days because he was chasing after a $20 bill. The unnamed man somehow fit his way into a storm drain […]

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Putin is pissed for a good reason!

Posted March 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Folks, contrary to what ya hear on the news, Russian is not the only bad guy in this whole Ukraine mess! Just as we now find out that the revolt in Libya was orchestrated by the CIA, and they were probably complicit in Egypt and Syria as well ….., is would be foolish to think […]

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Is this drunk enough for ya?

Posted March 9, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Well folks, your humble reporter is conflicted this morning on whether to make this guy our “Asshole of the Day,” or crown him as our “Winner of the day,” for the sheer entertainment value of this story! Fairfax County Police say a Reston man faces multiple charges after they found him Monday driving his car backwards […]

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Why the big deal about airplane crash?

Posted March 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Look folks, I’m not a callous guy, and I don’t have a hard heart ………….., but I can’t understand all the fuss about an airliner disappearing over the ocean! Every day there are up to 10,000 commercial flights around the world and yet, when one of these millions of flights disappears every few years, all […]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About Interfering With People!

Posted March 8, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

As I was reading the paper this morning I felt a vague sense of unease creep over me, and I couldn’t pin it down until until I had finished reading the Saturday morning “letters to the editor” section. The problem was that all the bitchi’ and complainin’ was about what was wrong with OTHER people, […]

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“Better Late Than Never” (And that includes the Ukraine!)

Posted March 7, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Normally I write this blog first thing in the morning, (between 6 - 7 a.m.) but today I got sidetracked and just remembered at suppertime that it still had to be done! Anyway, I was surprised when I read this article today, but after a bit of contemplation, I think these guys have […]

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Canadian SEX not Canadian enough!

Posted March 6, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

You might remember a quote by Pierre Elliot Trudeau: “The government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation!” WELL, tell that to the CRTC! Yesterday, the CRTC issued a broadcast notice saying AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and the gay-oriented Maleflixxx were all failing to reach the required 35% threshold for […]

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What’s really going on in Ukraine?

Posted March 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: You realize, of course, that the news we hear about the situation in Ukraine is not always what it seems! Listening to some left wing, and socialist groups, they are screaming that the unrest in Ukraine was orchestrated by the U.S. and E.U…….., and the whole thing is going to be a great […]

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The Cult of Bitcoin: The End is Near!

Posted March 5, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: MORE trouble for Bitcoin, kids! (This was passed on from the Perspective Research Department to the Naked News staff!) First of all: Flexcoin, a Canada-based bitcoin bank, said it was closing down after losing bitcoins worth about $600,000 to a hacker attack enabled by flaws in its software code. This comes on the […]

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Asshole of the week!

Posted March 4, 2014 by Allan W Janssen

An Indiana woman who was suffering from severe stomach pain headed to the hospital. Instead of needing gallbladder surgery, she came home with a healthy baby boy!!!!! (This woman is a retard on so many levels it makes my head swim!) —————————————— After being badgered one too many times about settling down and getting married, […]

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